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Vice President Biden’s Wife Has the Hots for Jimmy Rollins

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Roy Halladay Injury Dooms Phillies to Fielding Team with Just $50.4 Million in Starting Pitching

The Philadelphia Phillies are facing the harsh reality that their season may be lost in light of the news that starting pitcher Roy Halladay is likely out for six to eight weeks due ... Continue Reading →
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Cole Hamels Apologizes for Not Hitting Bryce Harper in His Stupid Face

Philadelphia Phillies starter Cole Hamels has admitted that he hit Nationals rookie Bryce Harper on purpose in the first inning Sunday night, and today apologized for the act. "I ... Continue Reading →
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Most Philadelphia Shirt Ever is Made Out of Beer Can Tabs

He’s like the world’s douchiest knight. Continue Reading →
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The Official Billboard of Philadelphia

Booing any team includes the Sixers. Continue Reading →

Which big-budget MLB team that is off to a bad start has the least cause for concern?

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Depressing Phillies Season Recap Show

This will get big ratings in Philadelphia among the sports fan masochist demographic. Continue Reading →
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Ryan Howard on a Scooter

Usually baseball players don’t do this until they go the the American League and become DHs. Continue Reading →
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Phillies Vow to Get Some Pitchers Who Can Hit Better

Philadelphia Phillies general manager Ruben Amaro, Jr. spoke openly today about the weaknesses in his 102-win team that got bounced in the first round of the playoffs by the wild card ... Continue Reading →
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Rangers Fans Still Remember Cliff Lee

They probably don’t wish he was back to get rocked in the World Series again. Continue Reading →
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The State of Philadelphia Sports

The Sixers mascot is already in the water. Continue Reading →
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Flowchart: Who Should You Root for in the MLB Playoffs?

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Philadelphia Police High-Five Fan Beer Bonger

Philly police are just happy to be somplace where no one is getting murdered. Continue Reading →
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Phillies Now Have an Entry in "Worst Fan Song Hall of Fame"

I didn't know it was possible to make a J.Lo song any worse. Continue Reading →
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Citizens Bank Park Sand Sculpture

Those fences look to be the same distance as they are at the real stadium. Continue Reading →
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Cliff Lee Doesn’t Have Time to Run Out Groundballs

Running out groundballs is for crappy pitchers like Roy Oswalt. Continue Reading →
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Cole Hamels is a Pretty Lady

Whatever, haters. That chick can pitch. Continue Reading →
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Phillies’ Bat Boy Will Never be Promoted to Bat Man

You never slide while running to first base. Continue Reading →