That's a penalty of one minute for each testicle.
He even has a Flyers jersey like Goldberg.
Wear it while giving up lots of goals, you will.
Oh, crap. That's good. This means the "Harlem Shake" is going to keep happening.
At last: a new goaltending style.
He is has somehow added even more humor to Philadelphia's goalie situation.
Max Talbot trains with one-finger push-ups. Wowâ€¦and we were proud of our 10 push-ups a month regimen.
This is the kind of gritty drunkenness they respect in Philadelphia.
For $39.99, it's cheaper and more effective than Ilya Bryzgalov.
He's dumber than a monkey in space.