Picture Stay Classy, New York Post
Really? Jets "Steel" one? What a terrible pun.
"I would love to get Michael Vick in the future," a Virginia Beach, Virginia pit bull told a local dog newspaper. "I think it would be a big step for me in the rehabilitation process."
Vick, who spent 18 months in federal prison for running a dog-fighting ring, recently expressed a desire to have a dog again. It's a reunion that many dogs welcome.
"He served his time, has expressed regret and that's very important," said a muscular pit bull, pacing outside Vick's Philadelphia residence. "But as far as the dog community goes? There is still unfinished business. So, sure, if he'd like to get back together, we are all for it. Name the time and place. We'll be there waiting."
He first got in Vick's good graces by losing to him.
This is one way to control the population.
Picture Andy Reid Was Quite Large at 13
Uniform pants size: husky.
Reid burned all of his timeouts in the competition.
"Kevin Kolb and Mike Vick have played to a tie," said Reid. "There's no way I can choose between them. So Kafka is our guy going forward."
Several of the team's veteran players have reportedly tried to talk Reid out of the decision, but the 12-year head coach is set in his thinking.
"Every time we've put in a new guy at quarterback, he's played better than the guy before him," said Reid. "Vick played better than Kolb and now Kolb is playing better than Vick. It seems logical to me to that Kafka will be better than either of them."
October 15, 2010 Column
Tweet of the Week
Offensive Linemen Love Latin Dance Fitness Crazes
From @toddherremans AKA Philadelphia Eagles guard Todd Herremans
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the act you've all been waiting for longer than you expected; I apologize again for their late arrival Reid and Miles!
Reid and Miles take the stage and begin their routine.
So I tell ya, Miles, I've been watching a lot of these baseball playoffs.
Ya have, have ya?
I have indeed. And I say, these boys sure do have some peculiar names!
I see. Well, you gonna tell me what they are, Reid?
Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third
To get to the other side.
News McNabb Fairly Confident He Won't Have a Bag of Feces Poured on His Face On Return to Philadelphia
"I had some really good years here and Eagles fans are smart fans who know that," he said. "So pouring feces on my face? That seems unlikely to me. Now a ton of people are going to boo me. And, sure, it's very likely I get pissed on. Multiple times. And feces may be thrown at me. But an actual full bag of human feces dumped on my face? Fresh feces, so it sticks? I would be surprised."