November 14, 2011

Video The Face of Eagles Fans

Only now has he given up on Andy Reid? He's a very patient man.

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Filed Under   NFL   Philadelphia Eagles
November 10, 2011

Picture Vermont Still Has hope for the Eagles

Their brains are clogged with maple syrup.

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November 10, 2011

Video Old Man Philadelphia Eagles Fan Rapper

Okay. Now rhyme something with "Asomugha".

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October 18, 2011

Video Michael Vick Cares About Cheerleader Safety

We all suffer when pretty things are destroyed.

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Filed Under   NFL   Michael Vick   Philadelphia Eagles
October 16, 2011

Video LeSean McCoy Attempts a Titty Twister on Andy Reid

He's the Pillsbury Dough Coach.

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Filed Under   NFL   Philadelphia Eagles   Andy Reid   LeSean McCoy
October 11, 2011

Picture The State of Philadelphia Sports

The Sixers mascot is already in the water.

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October 10, 2011

News Andy Reid Acknowledges the Door Would Literally Hit Him in the Ass on the Way Out

Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid spoke candidly with reporters today about his team's failures and admitted that he has thought about the likelihood that he will be fired.

"Losing your job comes with the territory in the NFL," said Reid. "But in my case, the logistics do cause some additional worries. For example, I'd want to make a dignified exit if I lose my job, but what if I get stuck in the door frame? It's happened to me before — frequently, in fact, and it can be pretty embarrassing."

Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie admitted that Reid's size has helped him stay employed in the past.

"There are times before that I wanted to can him," said Lurie. "After we went 6-10 in 2005 and when we went 8-8 in 2007, in particular. But this franchise invested so much money on various lifts, scooters, specially-made chairs and furniture, floor reinforcement, doorway and hallway widening and the like to accommodate Andy's girth that it made sense to stick with him. But his time may be running out."

Yet while acknowledging that his team has played below expectations this season, Reid said his long-term situation in Philadelphia is ultimately his decision.

"What if I just sit in my desk recliner in my office and refuse to leave?" said Reid. "There's nothing they could do to get me out of there."

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October 3, 2011

News Andy Reid: "I'll take the blame for Andy Reid being a lousy coach"

Philadelphia Eagles head coach Andy Reid stepped forward after the the Eagles latest lost and took the blame for his role in being terrible at his job.

"At the end of the day, me being awful at what I am paid to do is on me," said Reid. "It might be easy to point the finger at someone else, but I'd probably even do that wrong."

Reid has failed to win a Super Bowl in his 13 seasons at the helm in Philadelphia, and has only led his team to one Super Bowl in nine playoff appearances. His offensive scheme, staff decisions, clock mismanagement and curious late-game decisions have routinely sabotaged the Eagles.

"It's almost mathematically impossible to go to one Super Bowl in nine tries. You know, there's a known football axiom about no one person winning or losing a game for a team," said Reid. "I am the exception that proves that rule. I can think of dozens of games that we would have won had I called in sick to work that day. I am truly dreadful."

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Filed Under   NFL   Philadelphia Eagles   Andy Reid
September 28, 2011

Picture NY Post Runs Its First Non-Dog-Related Headline for Michael Vick

They are showing amazing restraint.

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September 12, 2011

Picture Michael Vick Enjoys Business Casual

When he wasn't so mature, he did press conferences bare-ass.

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