Desperate Eagles Sign 69 Year-Old Vince Papale to be Starting WR

The Philadelphia Eagles have shed Pro Bowl wide receivers DeSean Jackson and Jeremy Maclin in back-to-back offseasons, leaving the team woefully thin at the position in Chip Kelly’s ... Continue Reading →

Report: Other NFL Teams Completely Unaware They’re Just Pawns in Chip Kelly’s Grand Scheme

According to sources in NFL front offices throughout the league, all the NFL teams who don’t employ Chip Kelly are completely unaware that they’re merely puppets that the ... Continue Reading →

Mark Sanchez: “I’m enjoying this, because I know you’ll all be booing me in a few weeks”

Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Mark Sanchez told reporters after his team’s 45-21 victory over the Carolina Panthers that he’s trying to enjoy every moment of his new shot ... Continue Reading →

Report: Eagles Worried DeSean Jackson Will Order a Training Camp Drive-By

Members of the Philadelphia Eagles front office are reportedly growing increasingly concerned that former Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson could order a shooting at their training ... Continue Reading →

Crips Release DeSean Jackson Over Concern About His Affiliation with Washington Redskins Organization

The Crips street gang announced today they will be releasing DeSean Jackson, amidst rumors of possible ties with one of the most troubled and controversial franchises in the NFL, the ... Continue Reading →

Eagles Give Nick Foles Vote of Confidence by Signing Mark Sanchez as His Backup QB

The Philadelphia Eagles sent a message to Nick Foles today that they see him as the clear No. 1 quarterback on the roster for this season and beyond by signing noted suckwad QB Mark ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Eagles Fan Has Very Philadelphia Cutler/Romo Sign

As though Jay Cutler cares about fans taunting him. He’s got an offseason to plan. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Darrell Waltrip Defends Jimmie Johnson While Bringing Up Donovan McNabb’s Vomiting

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Climatologist: “Hopefully one day the NFC East will be claimed by rising oceans”

A leading climatologist said today that while rising ocean levels remain a threat to hundreds of millions around the globe in the coming decades, the flooding of the U.S. East Coast ... Continue Reading →
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Chip Kelly’s Eagles Offense Probably Sets NFL Record by Scoring 33 Points in a Single Game

The NFL has entered a new age of wild, up-tempo, unstoppable offenses and it’s all thanks to Chip Kelly. The former Oregon head coach’s Philadelphia Eagles probably obliterated ... Continue Reading →

Player Postcards from NFL Training Camps

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Chip Kelly Gives Eagles the Day Off from Practice to Beat the Hell Out of Riley Cooper

Philadelphia Eagles head coach Chip Kelly gave his team a morale boost today with an unscheduled day off from practice at training camp, encouraging them to enjoy themselves and “you ... Continue Reading →

David Akers Back Tattoo

Kickers, like diamonds, are forever. Continue Reading →

A Mustache, Hat and Glasses Turns Chip Kelly Into … Andy Reid!

Duh-duh-duuhhhhhh. Continue Reading →

Application for the Philadelphia Eagles Head Coach Position

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Andy Reid Fat Joke on SportsCenter

Breaking: Andy Reid's chair. Continue Reading →

Eagles Set to Interview Andy Reid for Head Coaching Vacancy

It doesn't appear that Andy Reid will have to wait long to find a new head coaching job in the NFL. The recently fired coach already has an interview lined up for this week with ... Continue Reading →

The Coolest Features of 8 NFL Stadiums

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