Picture A Mustache, Hat and Glasses Turns Chip Kelly Into ... Andy Reid!
Duh-duh-duuhhhhhh.
News Eagles Set to Interview Andy Reid for Head Coaching Vacancy
"We had a bad season but we still think we are close to being a Super Bowl contender," said Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie. "You look around at the coaches available for someone that has a track record of success and the name that keeps popping up is Andy Reid."
Reid say he is excited about the opportunity with the Eagles.
"I am very familiar with that team and that organization and I think they have potential," said Reid. "I think young Nick Foles has a future at quarterback, they have lots of talent at the offensive skill positions, and the offensive line should be better if healthy. The defense has issues, but I know an wide receivers coach who I think would make a great defensive coordinator."
Video Taylor Swift-Andy Reid Parody
Taylor Swift grew up near Philadelphia, which explains her underlying sadness.
News 10,000 Fans Meet at Airport to Greet Eagles' Team Plane with Rocks
The angry mob was spotted by head coach Andy Reid out of his front-seat window as the plane rolled to a stop.
"Abort! Stop landing! Take off again! Take off!" a panicked Reid yelled towards the cockpit, hoping the pilot would get the plane in the air again before it was overrun. But it was too late. Rocks, batteries and bricks began to rain down on the fuselage, while the plane tires were slashed with pitchforks.
Within minutes, Eagle coaches were being ripped from the plane and torn limb from limb. One fan was wearing offensive coordinator Marty Mornhinweg's rib cage as a hat, the coach's heart being used in a game of hacky sack, while defensive coordinator Todd Bowles was slowly being fed into the still spinning blades of the jet engine.
Picture The Fire Andy Reid Mobile Billboard
They can drive it to San Diego when he gets the Chargers job.




