Nerlens Noel Asks Sixers What He Did to Deserve to be a Franchise Centerpiece

Sixers center Nerlens Noel met with general manager Sam Hinkie, team owner Josh Harris and other members of the front office yesterday to ask what he did to deserve to remain a member ... Continue Reading →

Report: Sixers Trade with Rio Grande Valley Vipers Pending Approval from League Office

A trade between the Philadelphia 76ers and the Rio Grande Valley Vipers is being held up pending approval from the NBA league office in Manhattan.  Continue Reading →

Depressing Sixers Postgame Quotes from After Every Loss of Their 2014-2015 Season

Loss #17 / Game #17 – December 1, 109-103 vs. Spurs Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Philadelphia Sports Media Has No Idea How to Cover the Flyers and Sixers

So the Flyers should tank … but in a different way than the Sixers. Got it? Continue Reading →

Depressing Sixers Postgame Quotes from After Every Loss of Their 2014-2015 Season

Loss #1 / Game #1 – October 29, 103-91 at Pacers Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Behold the Excitement of Philadelphia 76ers Basketball

It’s good they’re focusing on the news and not the fact that their section of the arena is apparently duct-taped together. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: The Sixers are Far Worse at Singing Than Basketball

They need to take someone who isn’t tone deaf No. 1. Continue Reading →

Sixers GM Caught Putting Poison in His Players’ Water Bottles

Philadelphia 76ers general manager Sam Hinkie was caught on camera putting poison in his players’ water bottles today while the team was practicing. A reporter took video of Hinkie ... Continue Reading →

Sixers Scouting 7th Grade Basketball Star with Scoliosis

Sixers general manager Sam Hinkie has dispatched his scouts to see 7th grade basketball player Andrew Joelle, a 6-foot center from Dover, Delaware, who has scoliosis.  Continue Reading →

Depressing Sixers’ Postgame Quotes from After Every Game of Their Historic Losing Streak

Loss #1: January 31st, 125-99 vs. Hawks “It was the poorest performance of our season tonight. The effort wasn’t there.” — head coach Brett Brown Loss #2: February ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: The Sixers Even Suck at Getting Their Fans Free Big Macs

A love of cheesesteaks and Big Macs. The people of Philadelphia are healthy eaters. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: How Every Play Looks When the Sixers and Bucks Share a Court

Look what tanking has Wroten.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: This Play is the Official Play of the 2013-2014 Philadelphia 76ers

Tanking this hard takes more work than trying to win. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Joey Crawford is Sick of NBA Mop Boys Half-Assing It

Joey Crawford probably makes citizen’s arrests using his whistle.  Continue Reading →
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Sixers Fire Head Coach After Season-Opening Victory

The Philadelphia 76ers fired head coach Brett Brown this morning, one day after he coached the team to a shocking season-opening victory over the defending, two-time NBA champion Miami ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Sixers Fan Extremely Excited by Sixers Beating the Heat

Frat bros being frat bros. Continue Reading →

Rejected 2013-2014 Philadelphia 76ers Promotional Slogans

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Andrew Bynum Posts Late-Night Facebook Rant on His Injury

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