Sixers Scouting 7th Grade Basketball Star with Scoliosis

Sixers general manager Sam Hinkie has dispatched his scouts to see 7th grade basketball player Andrew Joelle, a 6-foot center from Dover, Delaware, who has scoliosis.  Continue Reading →

Depressing Sixers’ Postgame Quotes from After Every Game of Their Historic Losing Streak

Loss #1: January 31st, 125-99 vs. Hawks “It was the poorest performance of our season tonight. The effort wasn’t there.” — head coach Brett Brown Loss #2: February ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: The Sixers Even Suck at Getting Their Fans Free Big Macs

A love of cheesesteaks and Big Macs. The people of Philadelphia are healthy eaters. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: How Every Play Looks When the Sixers and Bucks Share a Court

Look what tanking has Wroten.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: This Play is the Official Play of the 2013-2014 Philadelphia 76ers

Tanking this hard takes more work than trying to win. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Joey Crawford is Sick of NBA Mop Boys Half-Assing It

Joey Crawford probably makes citizen’s arrests using his whistle.  Continue Reading →
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Sixers Fire Head Coach After Season-Opening Victory

The Philadelphia 76ers fired head coach Brett Brown this morning, one day after he coached the team to a shocking season-opening victory over the defending, two-time NBA champion Miami ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Sixers Fan Extremely Excited by Sixers Beating the Heat

Frat bros being frat bros. Continue Reading →

Rejected 2013-2014 Philadelphia 76ers Promotional Slogans

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Andrew Bynum Posts Late-Night Facebook Rant on His Injury

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Andrew Bynum is Still Experiencing Major Hair Issues

At least his knees aren’t the worst part of his body. Continue Reading →

Sixers Winning Thanks to Good Bowel Movements

Everybody poops, not everybody hoops. Continue Reading →

Andrew Bynum’s Hair is Worse Than His Knees

It’s the worst Sixers thing since Shawn Bradley. Continue Reading →

Spencer Hawes’ Tweets Unable to Sway Presidential Election

Despite months of anti-Obama and pro-Romney tweets, Philadelphia 76ers' backup center Spencer Hawes was unable to swing the election in favor of the Republican candidate. Romney ... Continue Reading →

Philadelphia 76ers’ T-Shirt Cannon

The Pentagon wishes it could shoot t-shirts with this much power. Continue Reading →

Kid Has Preseason Sixers Fever

The regular season will depress him soon enough. Continue Reading →

Sportscaster Loves the 69ers

She is always taken first for pickup games. Continue Reading →

The Celtics-Sixers Series Has Been Hard to Watch

Someone get a cleaning crew out on I-95. Continue Reading →