Picture Andrew Bynum is Still Experiencing Major Hair Issues
At least his knees aren't the worst part of his body.
Video Sixers Winning Thanks to Good Bowel Movements
Everybody poops, not everybody hoops.
Picture Andrew Bynum's Hair is Worse Than His Knees
It's the worst Sixers thing since Shawn Bradley.
News Spencer Hawes' Tweets Unable to Sway Presidential Election
"I'm disappointed," said Hawes. "Very disappointed. I was hoping my 30,914 followers — wait. Make that 30,910. Looks like I got unfollowed by a few more people. Anyway, I was hoping my … 30,904 followers would be enough to tip the election. But they weren't. And now freedom and liberty are dead."
The former Washington Huskies and Sacramento Kings player said he expects things to get much worse now that Obama has a second term.
"No hope. No change. Nobama," he said, echoing a tweet from @spencerhawes00. "Are we really better off than we were four years ago? I know I'm not. I was a starter in Sacramento four years ago. I'm not here and it's only going to get worse. When Andrew Bynum comes back, my playing time will drop even more. But that's Obama's America."
Picture Philadelphia 76ers' T-Shirt Cannon
The Pentagon wishes it could shoot t-shirts with this much power.
Video Kid Has Preseason Sixers Fever
The regular season will depress him soon enough.
Picture The Celtics-Sixers Series Has Been Hard to Watch
Someone get a cleaning crew out on I-95.
Picture This is the Face/Gut of Philadelphia Fans
I heard this guy smothered Santa with his gut.
