welker

Patriots Activate Microchip in Wes Welker’s Brain that Will Cause Him to Kill Peyton Manning with a Hammer

The New England Patriots are set to take on Peyton Manning in another primetime matchup Sunday night, but it’s very unlikely Manning will take the field with the Denver Broncos ... Continue Reading →
Sunday-Night-Football-Manning-vs.-Brady-SS

14 Things to Know About Brady-Manning XIV

I. Seriously? We’re doing Roman numerals for this thing now? Ugh. II. I mean, everyone realizes that of the past eight Super Bowls, these guys have won a combined total of one ... Continue Reading →
peytonmanningJ

PICTURE: America Has Seen Peyton Manning Play in the Postseason Before

As the saying goes: “Burn me once, shame on you. Burn me every year with awful interceptions in the playoffs, shame on me.” Continue Reading →
640pey

PICTURE: Evil Peyton Manning is Planning Something Terrible

This is the face he has when he plans world Papa John’s domination. Continue Reading →
Peyton irsay sportsrant

Jim Irsay Apologizes: “I need to remember that being a choker is a difficult reality for Peyton Manning to face”

Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay apologized today for statements he made in an interview with USA Today in which he seemed to blame Peyton Manning for the fact that the Colts won ... Continue Reading →
peytonmanningryanleaf

Final 1998 NFL Draft Grades Give Chargers F, Colts A-

NFL writers released their final grades for the 1998 NFL Draft today and the results for the top two teams in the draft are decidedly different. The Indianapolis Colts, who had the ... Continue Reading →
photo

VIDEO: Cooper Manning Making 3 Year-Old Peyton Manning Cry

Manning Face used to come with tears. Continue Reading →
Houston Texans Vs. New York Giants

Shy Eli Manning Nervously Asks Peyton Manning for His Autograph After Game Against Broncos

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning meekly waited outside the visitors’ locker room following his team’s loss to the Broncos on Sunday, hoping to get the autograph of ... Continue Reading →
BT73mqkCYAA0bT5.png_large

PICTURE: Colorado Marijuana Strain Named for Peyton Manning

Well, that would definitely explain Manning Face. Continue Reading →
new cooper

Cooper Manning Tired of Being Disrespected: “Peyton and Eli don’t know shit about energy investment equity”

Cooper Manning, the older brother of NFL quarterbacks Peyton and Eli Manning, made headlines today when he sounded off on his siblings in an interview with the New Orleans Business ... Continue Reading →
BTeZdw_IcAAsi--.jpg-large

PICTURE: Columbus Dispatch Reports John Elway Threw 7 TDs in 2013

An error in the Columbus (OH) Dispatch? Obviously Urban Meyer’s fault. Continue Reading →
Peyton businessinsider

Peyton Manning Sets NFL Record for Most Passing TDs in a Game by Someone Who Somehow Has Fewer Super Bowls Than His Idiot Brother

Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning threw seven touchdowns in Denver’s season opening win Thursday night, setting an NFL record for most touchdown passes in a single game by someone ... Continue Reading →
peyeliJ

VIDEO: Peyton and Eli Manning Rapping About Football on Your Phone

Eli is rapping directly to his mom when he talks about spilling “milk all over your blouse.” Continue Reading →
Peyton Manning sportsgrid

Broncos Haze Rookies by Making Them Get Haircuts Like Peyton Manning’s

Denver Broncos rookies underwent a humiliating hazing ritual this morning at the team’s training camp, as they were held down and given embarrassing haircuts. The rookies had ... Continue Reading →
f5336e6af9c1b63f4233adf029ec244c

Peyton Manning and Wes Welker Look Like Over-35 Rec League Flag Football Players

They’re just reliving their high school football glory days. Continue Reading →
1a857ed02db4657c35d9f94f7353e298

Peyton Manning Doesn’t Shop for Clothes At the Same Place the Other Broncos Do

Von Miller needs to get more clothes at Sears. Continue Reading →
d9cfb00314b765caa17e775f70dd74de

Peyton Manning Texts Tom Brady Pictures of Himself Throwing Short Passes to Wes Welker

Tom Brady's cellphone lit up early this morning with a series of text message notifications. By the time he removed his silk Prada sleep mask and checked his phone, he had 11 ... Continue Reading →
f58b1c5879cee38a677d54db21d6613b

Peyton Manning is a Totally Ripped Pro Athlete

Amazing with that physique that he always falls apart at the end of seasons. Continue Reading →