Classy New Station Logo in a Report About Penn State

With that as the name of their sports teams, we should have seen this coming. Continue Reading →
Jury Selection Begins In Sandusky Child Sex Abuse Trial

Jerry Sandusky’s Swinging Produce

Is his lunch a twig and berries? Continue Reading →

Courtroom Artist Very Complimentary to Terrifying Ginger Mike McQueary

It’s great when your wife is the courtroom artist. Continue Reading →

Newt Gingrich Got Advice on Assistant Coaches from Joe Paterno

And so ends his political career. Continue Reading →

Joe Paterno Taught Penn State Everything Except the Proper Use of "Your" vs. "You’re"

Grammar always hurt Penn State in the BCS rankings Continue Reading →

New Penn State Coach Vows to Do His Best to Also One Day Die with Dignity from Cancer, Old Age and a Broken Pelvis

New Penn State head coach Bill O'Brien reassured the Nittany Lion fan base today that he will do his best to keep in place what the late Joe Paterno built at the university. "I ... Continue Reading →

FOX 4 in Dallas with a Big Scoop on Joe Paterno

Born a year later, died two years ago. Continue Reading →

Penn State Hires Non-Deviant to Be New Head Football Coach

Penn State has hired a new football coach, ending a nationwide search for someone who is totally not, to the best of their knowledge, a pedophile. "It was important to us that ... Continue Reading →

Penn State’s Telemarketing-Based Coaching Search

Phone rings. [[[chat]]] Me: Hello? Caller: Hello. May I speak to the man or woman of the house? Me: This is he. Caller: Hi. This acting Penn State athletic director David Joyner and ... Continue Reading →

How Jerry Sandusky Likely Plans to Dress for His Court Appearance

It’s his nicest Penn State outfit. Continue Reading →

Extremely Unfortunate NCAA 12 Game Preview

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Michelle Bachmann Would Beat Jerry Sandusky to a Pulp

I support her beat the hell out of child molesters platform. Continue Reading →

Authorities Narrow List of Suspects in Mike McQueary Threatening to Everyone in the World

Penn State receivers coach Mike McQueary will miss the team's home game on Saturday due to threats he has received due to his role in a child rape scandal. State College, PA, ... Continue Reading →