How Jerry Sandusky Likely Plans to Dress for His Court Appearance

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Extremely Unfortunate NCAA 12 Game Preview

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Michelle Bachmann Would Beat Jerry Sandusky to a Pulp

I support her beat the hell out of child molesters platform. Continue Reading →

Authorities Narrow List of Suspects in Mike McQueary Threatening to Everyone in the World

Penn State receivers coach Mike McQueary will miss the team's home game on Saturday due to threats he has received due to his role in a child rape scandal. State College, PA, ... Continue Reading →

Found: 1 Amazingly Rational Penn State Student

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Penn State Students Learn of Joe Paterno’s Dismissal Following Regularly-Scheduled Wednesday Night Riot

After their usual Wednesday night riot began dispersing, word began to spread among Penn State students that Nittany Lions head football coach Joe Paterno had been fired earlier that ... Continue Reading →

Joe Paterno in "A Few Good Men"

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Vermont Has Joe Paterno’s Back

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CNN with the Worst Chyron Typo Ever

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Flier at the Penn State Football Facility

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The Worst Book Review Ever Written

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Penn State Admits Joe Paterno Has Just Been a Guy in a JoePa Costume Since 1996

Facing increased attention on the health and age of their 84 year-old head coach, Penn State admitted today that the man thought to be Joe Paterno has merely been someone dressed up ... Continue Reading →

Joe Paterno Meets Penn State’s New Basketball Coach

It’s the sport that’s like dunking a football over the goal post. Continue Reading →

Joe Paterno Achieves Every Old Man Stereotype In One Phone Call

http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2010/12/14/1875598/joe-paterno-cannot-hear-you-now He prefers to do interviews by telegram. Continue Reading →
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Suggested College GameDay Sign of the Week

ESPN's College GameDay is in Tuscaloosa, Alabama this week for Alabama vs. Penn State. – – – – – Continue Reading →

Joe Paterno Dies

Moments after hearing that Bobby Bowden had officially retired as head coach of the Florida State Seminoles, Penn State head coach Joe Paterno let out a sigh, made a few last remarks, ... Continue Reading →

"You know what the main job of a cheerleader was back in the day, don’t you? Oh, yeah. You know it."

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They hate God on the coasts AND in Minnesota now

This video is from Saturday's Big Ten game between Minnesota and Penn State. Some people took offense to Goldy Gopher "mocking" a Penn State player for praying. In fact, ... Continue Reading →