He must have read about it on InfoWars.com/NCAAF.
THIS IS AN UNFAIR ATTACK AGAINST JOE PATERNO!!! Or something.
It's actually one of the best shots in Penn State basketball history.
So a love-hate kind of thing?
Just arrest everyone to be safe.
News Bill O'Brien Era Gets Off to Successful Start at Penn State with No Unbelievably Horrific Scandal
"I would have liked to see us execute better in the second half," said O'Brien after Penn State fell to Ohio University. "However, in the grand scheme of things, I didn't play any role in allowing horrific crimes to occur today, nor did anyone in the athletic department at least not to my knowledge. So, yeah, it was a good day."
Most Penn State fans felt the same way as their new coach.
"I'm overjoyed! What a game!" said Jason Scanelli, a 2008 grad. "I can't tell you how long I've waited to look at the bottom of my screen and see a Penn State score, win or loss, and not a breaking news scroll that made me nauseous. I'll take constant losing as long as none of that other stuff ever happens again."
At least he didn't hang a Louis Freeh effigy out of his luxury box.
A reference to kissing and asses is probably not the way they should go.
Well, the author gave it a good effort.
Pride. Promises. USC.