VIDEO: Patrick Kane Scores Own-Goal from the Length of the Ice

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Patrick Kane Finally Shows Up for NHL Season After 5-Month Celebratory Bender

Chicago Blackhawks star Patrick Kane showed up for his team’s morning skate today, the first time his teammates or coaches have seen him since early July in the weeks following ... Continue Reading →

Blackhawks Schedule Parade for as Soon as Patrick Kane is Sober Enough to Appear in Public

The Chicago Blackhawks won their second Stanley Cup in four years on Monday night and Chicagoland is ready to celebrate with a parade. City officials announced today that the parade ... Continue Reading →

Patrick Kane Hoping Lady Byng is a Hot Chick

Patrick Kane was announced today as one of three finalists for the Lady Byng. The young Blackhawks star said he is excited by the news. "So, she might call me?" said a hungover ... Continue Reading →

Patrick Kane Kicks a Guy in the Crotch with His Skate

It's the most athletic way to get circumcised. Continue Reading →

Canuck Not Polite to Patrick Kane

Looks like we found the one impolite Canadian. Continue Reading →