Ozzie Guillen Spray Paints “Castro #1” on Marlins Stadium on Way Out of Town

Former Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen left a going-away message on his former team's stadium yesterday upon being fired after just one year on the job. Team staff members ... Continue Reading →

Ozzie Guillen Outrages Amish Community by Praising Lightbulbs

Less than two months after being suspended for making comments that glorified Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen has once again kicked a hornet's ... Continue Reading →

Guillen: "Enough about Castro. Let’s talk about my drinking problem."

He drank all of those for pre-press conference courage. Continue Reading →

Contrite Ozzie Guillen Clarifies Fidel Castro Remarks: "He never accomplished half of what Stalin did"

Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen sought to clarify his remarks about Fidel Castro today by focusing on the many flaws of the Cuban dictator. Guillen recently told Time magazine, ... Continue Reading →

You Could Probably Beat Ozzie Guillen at "Words With Friends"

From @OzzieGuillen AKA Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen … Continue Reading →

Ozzie Guillen is Santa Claus

Merry f-cking Christmas, everyone. Continue Reading →