Daniel Alfredsson: Motivational Leader

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Canada Announces It is Quitting Hockey

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Kaspars Daugavins Doesn’t Take Shootouts Very Seriously

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NHL Fan Wins the NHL as Paul MacLean Doppelganger

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2 Pucks, 1 NHL Game

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Woman Shrieks Her Way Through Two National Anthems in 4 Minutes

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Ottawa Senators Fans Still Love Rebecca Black

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Someone is going to get hurt playing hockey sometime

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Your aunt scowls disapprovingly at the attention-grabbing, sexually suggestive behavior of young women today.

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Russian secret agents Alexander Ovechkin and Alexander Semin of the Washington Capitals and Anton Volchenkov of the Ottawa Senators share a laugh abou

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