VIDEO: Orlando Magic Score on Themselves

Let’s just celebrate that they’re scoring at all. Continue Reading →

Orlando Magic ask free agent Dwight Howard to meet at the old, abandoned warehouse and “to come alone”

Dwight Howard is the biggest name on the NBA free agent market and one of his former teams is reportedly making a strong push to meet with him. According to Howard's agent, the ... Continue Reading →

Man Proposes at Basketball Game in Semi-Original Way

Nothing says love like a consolation prize. Continue Reading →

Dwight Howard Boos Magic Fans in His Return to Orlando

Dwight Howard loudly booed Orlando Magic fans in his first game back at Amway Arena on Tuesday night. Howard booed the fans the moment they entered the arena and every time they touched ... Continue Reading →

Andray Blatche Takes a Pass Off the Face

His face for NBA Defensive Player of the Year. Continue Reading →

Jameer Nelson Gruesomely Breaks Paul Pierce’s Ankles

That should almost be a new term. He compound fractured his ankles. Continue Reading →
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David Stern Voids Dwight Howard-Lakers Trade for “I don’t know, it’s just fun being a dick” Reasons

Minutes after the four-team trade that sent Orlando Magic star Dwight Howard to the Los Angeles Lakers was agreed to by all involved parties, a cackling David Stern called Lakers general ... Continue Reading →

Dwight Howard Demands to be Traded to Bucks, Sixers, Suns, Kings, Magic, Cavs, Spurs, Rockets, Lakers in 9-Team Trade

NBA star Dwight Howard amended his trade request again today, demanding to be part of 9-team blockbuster deal that would briefly put him on a specific list of eight other teams before ... Continue Reading →
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Dwight Howard Starting to Think LeBron James Might Intentionally be Giving Him Bad Advice

After yet another twist in his ongoing free agency saga, Dwight Howard is starting to suspect that his top adviser — Miami Heat forward LeBron James — is intentionally feeding ... Continue Reading →

Dwight Howard “Loyalty” T-Shirt

We can assume the NBA will soon make a Dwight Howard “Irony” t-shirt. Continue Reading →

Stan Van Gundy to Return to Role as Paul Bearer on WWE

Less than a day after being fired by the Orlando Magic, now-former head coach Stan Van Gundy announced that he will return to his role as Paul Bearer, manager of The Undertaker, on ... Continue Reading →

If Dwight Howard Had Superman’s Powers …

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The Official Basketball Jerseys of Jay-Z

It’s always great when a bitch will go along with your novelty jersey idea. Continue Reading →

World’s Crappiest Reporter Observes Implosion of Amway Arena

Walter Cronkite coined "That was cool." Continue Reading →

Dwight Howard’s Profession of Love for Orlando Slightly Undercut by Repeated Wanking Motion

Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard today expressed an intense love for the City of Orlando, Magic fans, head coach Stan Van Gundy, his teammates and the entire Magic organization. ... Continue Reading →

Dwight Howard Eats a Cookie Off of His Face

An Orlando Magic center eating cookies? He's the new Shaq! Continue Reading →

Magic Fans Sing for the Return of Dwight Howard

Ooof. Now he's definitely going to leave. Continue Reading →

Are You Not Honored, Latinos?

You see, the "EL" means they like you! Continue Reading →