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Poll Which undefeated college football team will be the next to lose?

• Ohio State -- they have Purdue, Minnesota and Penn State left, meaning their schedule is full of dangerous trap games
• Oregon -- their new uniforms that include 6-foot wings and fashionable heels will slow them down
• Boise State -- the best way to maintain their lovable underdog status is to lose
• TCU -- losing is the only way to officially accept their invitation to the Big East
• Nebraska -- Taylor Martinez is the new Denard Robinson. But he ties his shoes like some kind of idiot.
• Oklahoma -- Landry Jones' play will decline as he focuses his attention on growing in a good winter mustache
• Auburn -- they were ranked 22nd to start the season, so they must not be too great because pollsters really know their stuff
• LSU -- they are coached by Les Miles