May 13, 2013

Picture Oregon Ducks VW Bug Car

Unfortunately, the car catches fire if it travels near the BCS title game.

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Filed Under   NCAAF   Oregon Ducks
March 06, 2013

Video World's Weakest Pitcher Lobs Glove to First Base

Oregon baseball needs a better weight program.

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Filed Under   Oregon Ducks   college baseball
February 05, 2013

Picture Oregon Tree > Stanford Tree

It's either the Oregon logo or a tree vagina. Ask a botanist.

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Filed Under   NCAAF   NCAAB   Oregon Ducks
January 4, 2013

News Chip Kelly Unsubscribes from Monster.com After It Keeps Sending Him Cleveland Browns Job Opportunities

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Oregon head coach Chip Kelly said today that he he cancelled his Monster.com account and marked their e-mails as spam after receiving repeated notices about interview opportunities with the Cleveland Browns.

"I got a Monster account years ago to help me find good jobs," Kelly said. "Of course I can work for the Browns. I don't need Monster to do that for me. I can work for the Browns just like I can work for McDonald's. They're wasting my time and clogging up my e-mail inbox."

A Monster representative says Kelly isn't the first person to complain about being contacted about the Cleveland Browns.

"We are looking to fix the problem," said Monster spokesperson Kevin Papronis. "Obviously, we only want to give our users the best experience, and an experience that includes the Cleveland Browns can't be good for anyone."

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Filed Under   NFL   NCAAF   Cleveland Browns   Oregon Ducks   Chip Kelly
January 3, 2013

News Chip Kelly Reportedly Not Disclosing to NFL Teams That His Offense Won't Work in the NFL

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Oregon head coach Chip Kelly is perhaps the hottest name on the market as seven NFL teams look to fill their coaching vacancies. The architect of Oregon's high-powered spread offense has interviews lined up with the Bills, Browns and Eagles.

"It is true that we have made contact with Chip Kelly and he will be interviewing with us," said Bills general manager r Buddy Nix. "We even conducted an informal, surface interview with him over the phone and he said all the right things."

Nix said he asked Kelly what his greatest weakness is as a head coach and Kelly responded that he "sometimes works too hard and cares too much," completely failing to mention that his trademark offense would be a massive failure in the NFL.

"I don't really follow college football all that closely," said Nix. "But I had overheard someone in our front office voice some concerns about his offense — and also that he has no NFL experience and even almost no coaching experience beyond Oregon and New Hampshire. I thought Chip might mention something about that and put a positive spin on it when I asked him about his weakness," said Nix. "But it didn't come up. So I assume that means his offense will work just great in the NFL!"

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Filed Under   NFL   NCAAF   Oregon Ducks   Chip Kelly
December 01, 2012

Picture Oregon, U Mad?

Wyoming doesn't know what sports are.

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November 20, 2012

Picture BCS Cake of Failure

At least they can eat it all to justify their destroyed dreams.

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November 20, 2012

Video Alabama Fans Celebrating Oregon's Loss

They have flatscreen technology in Alabama? Huh.

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Filed Under   NCAAF   Oregon Ducks   Alabama Crimson Tide
October 06, 2012

Picture Oregon Fans Mean to Washington Fans

And attractive girls often do the duck face. So Oregon > Washington. Obvious.

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Filed Under   NCAAF   Oregon Ducks   Washington Huskies
August 30, 2012

Video Oregon Duck: Gangnam Style

Easily one of the best duck-based Gangnam Style parody videos ever.

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Filed Under   NCAAF   Oregon Ducks   mascots