It's why he's a ref and not a player.
Studies say he won't call penalties on 10-percent of NFL players.
Picture Al Davis Shoots Death Rays
He is now literally firing people.
And they would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling Terry Bradshaw.
Roethlisberger was not DTF: Down To Fight.
The Raiders are just bad at everything.
I hope he at least also hates Norv Turner.
Also: all other football teams.
Tommy John isn't the only athlete with a surgery named after him.
Here are a few others.