Short play: "The Charlie Weis Exit Interview"

Scene: The office of Notre Dame director of athletics Jack Swarbrick. There is a knock at the door. – – – – Swarbrick: Yes. Come in. (Charlie Weis enters.) Swarbrick: ... Continue Reading →

During a 33-30 loss to UConn in Notre Dame’s final home game, Charlie Weis remembers that he gets $15 million when he’s fired.

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Who is Brian Kelly?

Brian Kelly is the head coach of the undefeated Cincinnati Bearcats, the No. 5 team in the country. He is rumored to be the frontrunner to replace Charlie Weis at Notre Dame. Who is ... Continue Reading →

Notre Dame Bakes Charlie Weis a Resignation Letter-Shaped Cake

Notre Dame athletic director Jack Swarbrick tried to lure Charlie Weis into quitting following his latest loss to Navy by presenting the Fighting Irish coach with a tempting offer ... Continue Reading →

Pete Carroll congratulates Charlie Weis on a tough game and, as a precaution, tells Weis that he has sinewy muscles, tough skin and very little fat an

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Charlie Weis Boldly Vows Notre Dame Will Lose Narrowly to USC Again

Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weis added an additional storyline to his team's showdown with 6th ranked USC on Saturday, boldly vowing today that his team will only lose by a few ... Continue Reading →

"Bask in the glory of one of the best college football teams in all of Indiana, y’all!"

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"Internship? Ha! You couldn’t be more wrong, billboard. This is a professional apprenticeship!"

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2 Days To College Football: Notre Dame

College football may open play tonight, but the first Saturday of action is still a couple days away and SportsPickle is counting down the top stories of 2009. Today: No. 2, Notre Dame. Continue Reading →