VIDEO: Notre Dame RB Tries to Go Through the Gauntlet Machine the Wrong Way, Is Dumb

Found: a Notre Dame player even dumber than Manti Te’o. Continue Reading →

Notre Dame Recruit Elijah Hood Hates Alabama and His Plumbing

Flushing Irish. Continue Reading →

Manti Te’o: “My agent says I fell out of the 1st Round because I’m a moron”

Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o says he is disappointed to have not been drafted in the 1st Round of the NFL Draft but thinks he at least understands why. "According to ... Continue Reading →

Everyone Will Love Notre Dame if They Always Let Fat People Play QB

His knees probably hated that. Continue Reading →

Bill Raftery Asks Jay Bilas if He’s Ever Been Ridden, Hilariousness Ensues

This is the stuff Entendre Emmys are made of. Continue Reading →

Manti Te’o’s Katie Couric Interview: Auto-Tuned

Not nearly as terrible as that sounds. Continue Reading →

Manti Te’o Hotel Sign

No imaginary friend limit either? That’s a great rate. Continue Reading →

Manti Te’o Says He is a Chronic Bedwetter in Attempt to Create Less Embarrassing Narrative About Himself

Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o told Katie Couric in his first on-camera interview since his fake girlfriend hoax was revealed that he is a chronic bedwetter who wears diapers ... Continue Reading →

Manti Te’o Kiss Cam at Cavaliers Game

Whoa. Those women are naked. Continue Reading →

The SEC Even Wins at Football Girlfriends

Maybe parts of them are fake. Continue Reading →

Te’o Sex Position

Solo sex is the safest sex. Continue Reading →

Johnny Manziel is Letting Manti Te’o Borrow Some of His REAL Girlfriends

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Manti Te’o Gets the Taiwanese Animation Treatment

Does anyone know if Taiwan is real? Continue Reading →

Donald Trump Gives Credit for the Manti Te’o Story

Donald Trump wants to see Manti Te’o’s birth certificate. Continue Reading →

Proof Manti Te’o Met His Online Girlfriend

He loved her for her personality. Continue Reading →

Notre Dame’s Heralded 2013 Recruiting Class a Hoax: “None of them exist”

Manti Te'o's fake dead girlfriend is not the only hoax rocking the Notre Dame football program today. The program's 2013 recruiting class — currently ranked 3rd ... Continue Reading →

EXCLUSIVE: First Draft of Notre Dame’s Statement on Manti Te’o

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Lou Holtz Says Mean Words to Mark May

He may be, but at least he didn't pick Notre Dame to beat Alabama. Continue Reading →