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Nick Saban chases “little Halloweening shits” off his porch with a shovel

Some trick-or-treaters who stopped at the front door of one large house along Lake Tuscaloosa had a very scary night when Crimson Tide head coach Nick Saban chased them off his property ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Watch an Ole Miss Bro Get Taken Down by Nick Saban’s Bodyguard

This is the same Bama officer who will one day throw Lane Kiffin off campus. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Nick Saban Has No Patience for Those Who Question the Greatness of Lane Kiffin

I have a follow up, Mr. Saban: Are you aware Lane Kiffin is terrible? Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Watch Bama Fans Race to Get Nick Saban’s Autograph

We have reached peak Bama. Continue Reading →
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Nick Saban at SEC Media Days: “You people are pathetic. You know I just coach football, right?”

Alabama head coach Nick Saban took his turn at the podium at SEC Media Days on Thursday and addressed the huge crowd gathered to hear him speak.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Nick Saban Doing the Electric Slide

He dances like a man on a two-game losing streak.  Continue Reading →

Nick Saban Admits He is Enjoying Seeing Alabama Fans Suffer

Despite being a heavy favorite in the Sugar Bowl, the Alabama Crimson Tide was dominated by Oklahoma Thursday night, losing 45-31 — the two-time defending national champion’s ... Continue Reading →

From the Desk of Jimmy Sexton: Nick Saban’s Contract Demands

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Nick Saban: “We’re just going to show up at the BCS title game anyway”

Alabama has accepted a bid to play in the Sugar Bowl against Oklahoma on January 2nd, but head coach Nick Saban announced today that the Crimson Tide will also show up on January 6th ... Continue Reading →

10 Reasons Nick Saban Will Remain the Head Coach at Alabama

1. Moving is such a hassle. Changing your address and putting everything in boxes and stuff? Ugh. 2. He’s lived in Tuscaloosa for seven years now. He knows how to get pretty ... Continue Reading →

10 Reasons Nick Saban Could Become the Head Coach at the University of Texas at El Paso

1. UTEP only has one win this season. The Miners could be looking to get rid of head coach Sean Kugler. 2. After years of being overlooked in their football crazy state for the likes ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Nick Saban Thinks Football Fields are Triangles

You can’t even blame that on a Bama education. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Nick Saban Head Jello Mold

  Nick Saban doesn’t eat Jello. Jello is for the weak. Continue Reading →

Sign from Alabaman God Appears During Nick Saban Gatorade Shower

Maybe the “A” means “Asshole.” Continue Reading →

12 Proposed Titles for Nick Saban’s Next Self-Help Book

_In 2007, Nick Saban published "How Good Do You Want to Be?: A Champion's Tips on How to Lead and Succeed at Work and in Life." He has won three more BCS titles since ... Continue Reading →

Nick Saban Pranks Big East by Telling Them Alabama Wants to Move There

In what associates are calling "the ultimate Saban dick move," Alabama head football coach Nick Saban phoned Big East commissioner Mike Aresco this morning to express "serious ... Continue Reading →

Tracy Wolfson Hates Nick Saban

She is like America in that way. Continue Reading →

Alabama Baby Already Brainwashed

A baby in Miami does this too: "Where's the scumbag? Where is he?" Continue Reading →