March 7, 2013

News NHL Pushing for Mandatory Masks on Ugly Players to Protect Fans

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The debate over a mandatory mask rule in the NHL rages on after Boston Bruins defenseman Zdeno Chara terrified dozens of children with his exposed face Tuesday night in Washington.

The NHL's many ugly, unsightly, homely and truly horrific-looking players are not required to wear masks, although the league would like that to become a mandatory rule soon. The NHL even released a photo representation of how an ugly player would look in a mask (pictured).

Sources say the issue was raised during the labor talks that led to a new collective bargaining agreement back in January, but the union balked on the mask provision over disagreement on who would determine which players are too disgusting to see.

"I think we can all agree that your Zdeno Charas, your Scott Hartnells, your Tyler Kennedys … these are people so ugly that they shouldn't be allowed to show their face in public, let alone before tens of thousands in an arena and possibly millions more on TV," said NHLPA executive director Donald Fehr. "But when you start moving beyond the indisputably ugly to the questionably ugly, who makes that determination? We don't trust the owners to decide. Most of them look like frogs."

While many support player masks in the NHL, others say it would ruin the rich history of the sport.

"Ugly players didn't wear masks back in the glory days," said hockey analyst Don Cherry. "And players were uglier then, too, because they took shots off the face like men and were covered head to toe in scar tissue. Fans weren't disgusted to see them either, because fans were tough. But now we have all these women at games and all of these immigrants and if there's one thing I know about women and immigrants it's that they like fancy masks."

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Poll Miami Heat or Chicago Blackhawks: Whose streak is more impressive?

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March 04, 2013

Video Worst Hockey Fight Ever Occurs in Minor League Game

At least they both got to practice their backwards skating.

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March 01, 2013

Playlist February's Funniest Sports Videos

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March 01, 2013

Video Niklas Backstrom Will Not be Winning the Vezina This Year

Or probably any year. But definitely not this year.

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February 27, 2013

Opinion 10 Great Sports Debate Questions ... Answered Once and For All!

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#1 – Is LeBron James better than Michael Jordan was in his prime?

Unfortunately, there is just no way to know this because Michael Jordan's prime fell when LeBron James was a little kid, so they never played against each other.

#2 – Is LeBron James a better player than Kobe Bryant?

Similar to Jordan vs. LeBron, Kobe and LeBron's primes didn't exactly match up, but they at least have been able to play during the same era. However, basketball is a team sport, not an individual sport. And how would we agree on what makes a player better. Championships? Statistics? Again, basketball is a team sport and so many other factors come into play. All we know for sure is that both LeBron James and Kobe Bryant are very good basketball players. This speaks to the previous question, as well. Even if Michael Jordan and LeBron James had played against each other, it would likely be impossible to make a clear-cut case that one was better than the other.

#3 – Will Tiger Woods break Jack Nicklaus' record for career majors?

The only way to know this is to wait and find out. Woods is currently 37 years old and in very good shape, so we could have the answer in the next 18 months or not for 25 years. Time will determine the answer. It's as simple as that.

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February 27, 2013

Picture Ilya Bryzgalov's "Star Wars" Mask

Wear it while giving up lots of goals, you will.

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Filed Under   NHL   Philadelphia Flyers   Ilya Bryzgalov
February 27, 2013

Picture This Girl Loves Semin

I don't get it. Do you get it? I don't get it.

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Filed Under   NHL   Alexander Semin   Carolina Hurricanes
February 27, 2013

Opinion Negative Yelp Reviews of Stadiums and Arenas are AWESOME

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