Picture Steve Oleksy: Nose-Picking Hockey Player
Maybe he found what's left of Alexander Ovechkin's career in there.
Video Minnesota's Best High School Hockey Hair: 2013
Barbers in Minnesota must be broke.
Opinion The 25 Least Powerful People in Sports
The sports world has many powerful figures. Roger Goodell. David Stern. Phil Knight. Scott Boras. But the powerful can't be powerful if there aren't nearby powerless to crush.
From more than 70,000 votes, here is who you determined to be the sports world's most powerless.
25. Jason Garrett
What's most powerful about him: Not constrained by having a soul.
What's least powerful about him: Has completely tarnished the value of an Ivy League education.
24. Athletes who don't take PEDs
What's most powerful about them: Have a clear conscience.
What's least powerful about them: Lose all the time.
23. Fantasy sports columnists
What's most powerful about them: Can spell "rotisserie" without looking it up.
What's least powerful about them: Receive noogies from baseball sabermetric nerds.
22. Ozzie Canseco
What's most powerful about him: Not Jose Canseco.
What's least powerful about him: Not Jose Canseco.
Picture Junior Hockey Team Blames Team's Failure on Booze and Weed
Good teams only get drunk OR high. Not drunk AND high.
Video Rangers Head Coach John Tortorella Wants You to Know His Team Sucks
Sucking when it's not the time to suck: The story of the New York Rangers.
Video In Kazakhstan, Hockey Teams Celebrate with Mass-Execution Role Play
All of the fans were executed while leaving the arena.
Video Kaspars Daugavins Doesn't Take Shootouts Very Seriously
That's not the textbook way to hold a hockey stick.
Video Tampa Bay Lightning Using OxiClean Guy to Sell Tickets
Tampa sports teams struggle to sell tickets? Huh.
Video Hey, Hockey Players: Don't Punch Referees
"Two minutes for beating the hell out of me."
