Kids: "Do as I say, not as I do. Except for cleaning up. That's good."
And the 2011 Most Awesome Fan Award is already clinched.
Anyone who would wear that does not deserve to be loved. (via Deadspin)
The pig slaughtering part should have been done with a skate blade.
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At least the puck didn't break Rick DiPietro's face.
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You only wear that when you play fancy teams who don't fight.
Maybe next time he'll keep his mask on to fight.
They would make an awesome pairs skating duo.
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If he could do a 720, maybe he would get called up from the minors.