Picture Sean Avery Wants to Make You Aware of Skin And/Or Penis Cancer
Don't get a second opinion on your skin cancer. That's medical sloppy seconds.
Link What Every Penguins Fan Has Always Wanted: Mario Lemieux's Toilet!!!
Maybe even Randy Cunneyworth once dropped a dookie in there, too.
Video Awesome College Hockey Shootout Goal
Don't get cocky, guy. The goalie even whiffed on the puck when it was laying there.
Picture Team Mascot is a Penis
It's for the Rhode Island School of Design. And aren't all mascots really dicks anyway?
Picture Florida Panthers Fan Likes to Whack It
He plays on the same line as #0, FELLATI.
Video Minor League Hockey Coach Freaks Out
Now his players have no equipment. Ha-ha. Got you, ref.
Link Boston Bruins Bear Teaches Fan About Restroom Etiquette
Speaking of etiquette, that bear isn't even wearing pants.
