Video Colorado Avalanche Star Enjoys Vodka
"Too much" vodka? Alexander Ovechkin believes in no such thing.
Video Minor League Hockey Team Celebrates NHL '94-Style
Jeremy Roenick would dominate minor league hockey.
Video NHL Ref Hits Puberty While Announcing Penalty
He even reached down when he felt his testicles descend.
Picture Sean Avery Wants to Make You Aware of Skin And/Or Penis Cancer
Don't get a second opinion on your skin cancer. That's medical sloppy seconds.
Link What Every Penguins Fan Has Always Wanted: Mario Lemieux's Toilet!!!
Maybe even Randy Cunneyworth once dropped a dookie in there, too.
Video Awesome College Hockey Shootout Goal
Don't get cocky, guy. The goalie even whiffed on the puck when it was laying there.
Picture Team Mascot is a Penis
It's for the Rhode Island School of Design. And aren't all mascots really dicks anyway?
