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At least the puck didn't break Rick DiPietro's face.
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You only wear that when you play fancy teams who don't fight.
Maybe next time he'll keep his mask on to fight.
They would make an awesome pairs skating duo.
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If he could do a 720, maybe he would get called up from the minors.
You'd think he'd be used to getting scored on by now.
"Too much" vodka? Alexander Ovechkin believes in no such thing.
Jeremy Roenick would dominate minor league hockey.
He even reached down when he felt his testicles descend.