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News NHL Begins Its Annual Best Goalie Tournament
The most pressure in this year's Best Goalie Tournament is on Washington Capitals left wing Alexander Ovechkin, who so far in his career has been unsuccessful in playing with the hottest goalie in the NHL from mid-April through early June.
Ovechkin says this is the year he intends to play with the best goalie.
"Ultimately it's not on me. It's on the goalie to win the Stanley Cup," he said. "But I'm going to do as much as I can to help by yelling out things like 'Hey! Look out! That guy over there is shooting!' and 'Great save! You're playing really well!'"
Commissioner Gary Bettman says the Best Goalie Tournament gives fans a break from the format of the regular season, which rewards the best and most skilled teams.
"Our season starts in October. We play 82 games," said Bettman. "By April it's time for something new. It's goalie season. The other guys are just there to skate around and look despondent when their goals are robbed by incredible saves."
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