News Creepy Sedin Twins Wear Matching Outfits Again at Hockey Game
"I will admit that, like most people, identical twins kind of weird me out," said Canucks head coach Alain Vigneault. "It's not natural. But at least I can handle being around the kind of twins who don't try to be exactly the same in every way. Unfortunately, the Sedins are not those kind of twins."
Daniel and Henrik are known to dress in the same blue, white and green hockey uniform. They have similar hairstyles and facial hair. They hang out together. They are both heterosexual. And, perhaps weirdest of all, the twins have their own special language, which they call "Swedish."
"It's incredibly creepy," said Canucks goalie Roberto Luongo. "Most guys in this locker room, you yell out their name and they turn around. But with them? If you yell out 'Sedin!' they both turn around. Weirdos. I'm glad I'm a goalie and they're forwards so I don't have to interact with them too much."
Picture Caps Fan Says She Loves Semin
In Russian, "Semin" doesn't mean "semen." It only means "ejaculate." (via Puck Daddy)
Picture Washington Capitals Fans Gives the Finger to Vinny Lecavalier
It's an improvement. Not long ago, no one in DC cared enough about hockey to give the finger. (via DC Sports Bog)
Video Bruins announcer: "Paul Revere was a pussy compared to Zdeno Chara"
Everyone knows the cradle of liberty is TD Banknorth Garden.
Picture Don Cherry Hits an All New, FABULOUS Low
There's a 100-percent chance he was questioning someone's manhood in this clip. (via Puck Daddy)
Picture Canuck Not Polite to Patrick Kane
Looks like we found the one impolite Canadian.
News Game 6 Played in Distinct Game 5 Atmosphere
The Canadiens won Game 6 to tie the series, but even the players in the arena say they noticed a distinct Game 5 atmosphere.
"We were talking about it on the bench throughout the whole game," said Montreal wing Mike Cammalleri. "It felt very Game 5-y. A few guys felt it had a Game 4 atmosphere at the beginning and one of my teammates, who shall remain nameless, said it felt like a Game 8. But he was hungover. Eventually we all agreed that it was a Game 5 atmosphere."
Bruins defenseman Zdeno Chara agreed.
"You can recognize a Game 6 atmosphere right away, what with all of its Game 6-like attributes," he said. "And this game didn't have it. It had more intensity than a Game 4, but for some reason the atmospheric conditions were not up to a Game 6 level and definitely not a Game 7 level."
Picture It's Called a Head-in-Ass Check
This kind of check is not penalized, it's just not very sanitary. (via @chris_alpers_15)
Picture The Washington Capitals as High Art
This depicts them confidently striding into the playoffs before inevitable elimination.



