Picture St. Louis Blues Fan Has Herself a Super-Hot Beard/Gut
It's harder to get rid of that than a beard.
Picture Alexander Ovechkin's Controller Was Disconnected on Xbox
That, or he just continues to not give a crap about defense/half the sport of hockey.
News Penguins Use 3D Printer to Create Functional Goalie
But instead of panicking over the team's Cup dreams fading away, general manager Ray Shero has turned to Pittsburgh's Carnegie Mellon University for help in creating a goalie via the school's 3D printer.
"I'm not willing to sit still and watch this team die," said Shero. "Not after the regular season we had and all the trades we made. Marc simply hasn't done the job and our backup, Tomas Vokoun, is almost 37. He can't be expected to play every game in the playoffs. So creating a real, functioning goalie with a 3D printer was the best option."
Carnegie Mellon engineering professor Dr. Emmett Moncrief handled the job for the Penguins.
"I have actually had the designs of a prototype since last year when Fleury let in every shot against the Flyers," he said. "I knew it would be the same this year. I wasn't surprised when Mr. Shero called."
Picture Maple Leafs Fan Ready for Boston Bombing Jokes
It's funny because his team lost 5-2 in their first home playoff game in nine years.
Video Red Wings Fan Jiggles Her Breasts to Pass the Time
It's as good as any other hobby.
Picture Canucks Fan Has Proper Pizza Priorities
He later threw the pizza at his television.
Picture Islanders Fan Displease by Chris Kunitz's Game-Winning Goal
Or he may just hate Brian Engblom's hair.
Video Sharks' TV Guys Are Mean to Vancouver's Green Men
Because hockey broadcasters are the coolest cats in town!
Video Mike Rupp Falls All Over the Ice After His Skate Blade Breaks
His skate blade is a playoff choker.
