Video Maple Leafs Radio Guy Has Epic Call on Series-Losing Goal
Sports announcers need to use "sucks" more.
Picture Alexander Ovechkin Face
It's treasured as much as Game 7s come Stanley Cup playoffs season.
Video Russian Hockey Kids Beating the Crap Out of Each Other
They have a lot of pent up aggression over Alexander Ovechkin's failures.
Video Milan Lucic Consoles Dion Phaneuf's Crotch
Hey, that's Elisha Cuthbert's job, jerk.
Video Caps' Tom Wilson Struggles to Skate, What with Not Having a Skate Blade
Now there's a sharp piece of steel loose on the ice. Great for shiving someone during a check!
Video Sideline Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry on His Show Getting Cancelled
And congratulations to you, guy, on being a regional TV sideline reporter.
News Study: Shitty Teams Think They Don't Get Any Calls
The 55-year study, the longest running study in history on sports team and referee interaction, was a joint effort conducted by Harvard, Stanford and Oxford universities.
"The shittier the team, the more it tends to believe the refs are against them," said Roger Vance, a Harvard professor who announced the study's findings. "It was like this across all sports, and all levels of play, and every country. While good teams sometimes feel targeted by officials, shit teams inordinately blame refs for everything that goes agains them."
Fan behavior was also tracked by the researchers.
"As much as shitty teams complain about officiating, the fans of shitty teams complain exponentially more," said Vance. "In fact, we almost quit doing the study several times because we found these people to be so annoying."
Picture St. Louis Blues Fan Has Herself a Super-Hot Beard/Gut
It's harder to get rid of that than a beard.
Picture Alexander Ovechkin's Controller Was Disconnected on Xbox
That, or he just continues to not give a crap about defense/half the sport of hockey.
