February 27, 2013
Picture Ilya Bryzgalov's "Star Wars" Mask
Wear it while giving up lots of goals, you will.
February 26, 2013
Picture Sports Gambling Map is Exactly as You'd Predict
Even in an anonymous poll, Utah residents are morally upright.
February 26, 2013
Poll What are your thoughts on the Chicago Blackhawks' 16-0-3 start to the season?
- They're clearly motivated to win as many games as possible before Patrick Kane's liver gives out.
- People are probably going to be surprised when they lose in the 1st Round of the playoffs to a team with a hot goalie.
- So if they haven't lost in regulation in 19 games, does that mean they are a better hockey team than the '72 Dolphins?
- They'd be even better if they always played 8-0-0 Ray Emery in goal instead of that crappy 8-0-3 Corey Crawford.
- Why are you talking about hockey when we can watch possible NFL draft picks work out on TV?
You have voted for this poll.
February 22, 2013
Video Penguins-Flyers Do the Harlem Shake
Oh, crap. That's good. This means the "Harlem Shake" is going to keep happening.
February 21, 2013
Video When You Think Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malking, You Think ... Crack Addicts
Flyers fans probably think something else. Something totally classy and not homophobic.
February 21, 2013
Video North Dakota Hockey Team Wins Minor League Hockey Marketing
Sarah McLachlan is Canadian, so she probably cares about this issue.
February 20, 2013
Picture Tomas Vokoun Struggles with Positioning in Net
At last: a new goaltending style.
February 14, 2013
Video Florida Panthers Fan Air Humps His Despair Over Blown Lead
Florida Panthers fans will have to do a lot of air humping.

