PICTURE: New York Rangers Fan Kid Not All That Into the Hockey Happening Right in Front of Him

He’ll watch when the playoffs start. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Blackhawks’ Ice Girl Gives Butt Shot to Goal Cam

  Well, I never. No one wants to see that. I trust she was fired promptly.  Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Beer Pong Hockey

Oooh! Do table soccer beer pong next! Continue Reading →

26 Instances in Which It’s Okay to Attack and Bludgeon Someone Per Hockey’s “Code”

If he checked someone else on your team earlier. If you tried to fight him and he refused. If he has it coming. If Don Cherry would approve. If Mike Milbury would approve. If a drunk ... Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Finally a Good Reason to Watch the Calgary Flames … the Closed Captioning

Alberta hoes are the best hoes. Continue Reading →

Slideshow: 10 Photos You Find When You Google “Sports Slideshows”

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50 Sports Things I’m Thankful For This Thanksgiving

1. Manning Face   2. Nick Saban hating everything   3. Bill Belichick press conferences   4. fat guy touchdowns   5. fat guy baseball players   6. the Houston ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Martin St. Louis Falls Down Celebrating Goal

He’s okay. He didn’t fall from much of a height.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Tuukka Rask Remains Terrible at Being Angry

Last night Rask did this after giving up a game-losing goal in the shootout: Continue Reading →

Flowchart: Is the Athlete Accused of a Crime Guilty?

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VIDEO: Ducks Score Awesome Game-Winning Goal on Ducks

Look at that tic-tac-toe passing. What a team.  Continue Reading →
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Patrick Kane Finally Shows Up for NHL Season After 5-Month Celebratory Bender

Chicago Blackhawks star Patrick Kane showed up for his team’s morning skate today, the first time his teammates or coaches have seen him since early July in the weeks following ... Continue Reading →
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“This is the Craziest Season Ever”: A Template for the Hack Sports Columnist on Deadline

“This is the Craziest Season Ever” by [your name] If you’ve been thinking the [year] season in the [league or conference] has been wild and wacky, you’re not ... Continue Reading →