Video Pittsburgh Skyscraper Turns Into Goal Light When Penguins Score
It's probably the headquarters of a hat company. They love the sales hat tricks generate.
Video College Jeopardy Geniuses are Not Geniuses About Hockey
Ahh, yes. NHL superstar Sidney "Geno" Crosby.
Opinion Crackhead Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Does Sports on Crack
Before the baseball season started, Ford said the Blue Jays would be "good." As of his crack video, they are 17-24 and in last place.
News Patrick Kane Hoping Lady Byng is a Hot Chick
"So, she might call me?" said a hungover Kane today before Chicago's morning skate. "And her name is Lady Byng? I couldn't remember who it was I was with at the bar last night. I thought it was like Britney or Brandi or something. All I knew was that she was hot and her tongue tasted like gin."
Kane took a drink from talking to throw up in his locker before continuing.
"Lady Byng. That sounds like some sort of royal name or something, right? Guys, I might be hooking up with a princess or some shit," he said, getting high-fives from his teammates. "Maybe she has a castle. I'd be set for life, bro."
Kane's moment of happiness was ruined, however, when a reporter informed him that the Lady Byng is a trophy given to the NHL player who most exhibits gentlemanly play.
Opinion The 7 Kids on Every Youth Sports Team
Few of us ever play professional sports. A few more play in college. But most everyone played sports as a kid. And if it was Little League or biddy soccer, every team had the same seven kids.
#1 — The Coach's Son
He might not be the most athletic kid on the team, or have the best stats (or any stats for that matter). But he makes up for it with smarts, hustle and determination. This, according to coach, is why he is the team's MVP this year. Now everyone give him a round of applause as he accepts his plaque.
Typical Position: Point guard, quarterback and shortstop. Whichever position is the most important for that sport, that's where he is, because this team cannot afford to have him playing anywhere else.
Where He Is Now: The heir to his dad's construction company, he's going to run it into bankruptcy within four months of taking over, yet still win Employee of the Month every time.
Picture Penguins Fan Has More Passion and Body Hair Than You Do
Is that a shirt he pulled up or his back hair?
Picture Toronto Sun's Cover is Mean to the Maple Leafs
It's amazing they still have ideas for headlines about Toronto sports disappointment.
Video Maple Leafs Radio Guy Has Epic Call on Series-Losing Goal
Sports announcers need to use "sucks" more.
