February 07, 2013

Video Ray Rice Nearly Died During Baltimore's Super Bowl Parade

Lack of production, fumbles, embarrassment. Maybe Ray Rice and Joe Flacco swapped bodies for the postseason.

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Filed Under   NFL   Baltimore Ravens   Ray Rice   Super Bowl XLVII
February 06, 2013

Video Baltimore Cop Does the Ray Lewis Dance

She should destroy all evidence of this tape.

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February 05, 2013

Video The Taiwanese Animation of Super Bowl XLVII

Are Taiwanese animations ELITE animations?

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February 5, 2013

News NFL Announces Super Bowl XLVII Was Its Last Game: "The sport is just too violent to continue in good conscience"

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NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced at a packed press conference today that the NFL is ceasing all operations effective immediately. "After 93 years, the NFL is over," Goodell said. "It wasn't an easy decision to make. But it is the right decision."

The commissioner said he has been closely reviewing research about head injuries in football and has seen first-hand the impact concussions have made on the lives of the league's retired players.

"I couldn't in good conscience continue to keep selling this sport and encouraging its growth, especially not among young people," said Goodell. "So at the Super Bowl I called all of the owners together and we put our status as business men aside and decided to take it upon ourselves to shut down the game. We did the right thing morally. I'm proud of us and I think history will show that what we are doing is right."

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones later took the podium and echoed the commissioner's statements.

"I simply couldn't look at myself in the mirror if I continued to make even one dollar of profit from a sport that does this sort of damage," said Jones. "Who could? After all, I am a human first and a businessman second."

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February 05, 2013

Picture How to Watch Football with Your Distant Brother

His fake body could lose some weight.

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Filed Under   NFL   Super Bowl XLVII

Poll Is Joe Flacco ELITE now that he has a Super Bowl title?

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February 04, 2013

Video Ravens Fan Song is as Bad as You'd Expect and Much Worse

Feels like I've been stabbed in the ears.

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Filed Under   NFL   Baltimore Ravens   Super Bowl XLVII
February 04, 2013

Picture Church Sign Guys Knows God Isn't a Ravens Fan

God is probably a Jaguars fan. He's a big fan of the less fortunate.

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Filed Under   NFL   Baltimore Ravens   Super Bowl XLVII
February 04, 2013

Video Celebrating Ravens Fan Jumps from Building Into Tree

So it appears God favors both him and Ray-Ray.

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Filed Under   NFL   Baltimore Ravens   Super Bowl XLVII