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VIDEO: “The Daily Show” KILLSTROYED Dan Snyder and His Fans (But Really)

The Daily Show Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,The Daily Show on Facebook,Daily Show Video Archive “Am I not a Native American? I was born here.” My god. Continue Reading →
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The Crappiest Fantasy Team in America: Week 3

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Study: There’s No Logical Reason Someone Isn’t Gruesomely Injured on Every Football Play

According to a study published today in the New England Journal of Medicine, there is absolutely no reason why every football play at the college and pro level does not conclude with ... Continue Reading →
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Roger Goodell Suspends Roger Goodell for Two Weeks, But Wins Appeal Hearing with Roger Goodell

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that he suspended himself for two weeks in light of his recent poor performance as commissioner that has “tarnished the NFL shield.” ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Detroit’s Stephen Tulloch Injures Himself Celebrating

This was bound to happen. Detroit Lions have almost no practice with celebrating. Continue Reading →
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Honest NFL Headlines: Week 3

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SportsPickle on The Cauldron: Week 3 NFL Hangover

Monday NFL Hangover: Week 3 Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Ray Lewis: “There’s some things you can cover up. And then there’s some things you can’t.”

ESPN willingly employs Ray Lewis. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: ESPN’s Sidney Rice Tweet Won the Roger Goodell Press Conference

I do whatever TV words tell me to do. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Bucs C Evan Dietrich-Smith Snaps the Ball Into His Butt

It’s a shame this guy has never played with Mark Sanchez. The butt-fumble and butt-snap magic they could make. Continue Reading →
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Roger Goodell’s Schedule for the Day

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President Obama Orders Targeted Airstrikes on NFL Teams

President Obama today authorized a U.S. military campaign against the NFL, authorizing U.S. airstrikes of the NFL headquarters along with expanded airstrikes in NFL cities as he ... Continue Reading →
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Oh, No. NFL News Reportedly About to Break.

According to several league sources and insiders, some NFL news is set to break within the hour. Continue Reading →
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The Crappiest Fantasy Team in America: Week 2!

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NFL Good Guys: 10 Players Who Have Never Been Linked to a Terrible Crime

1. Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers Rodgers is the NFL’s reigning Bart Starr Man of the Year Award, given to a player who exemplifies outstanding leadership and character. Past winners ... Continue Reading →

NFL Asks Peyton Manning to Keep Hidden for a Few Months Whatever Horrible Crimes He’s Doing

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell sent a letter to Peyton Manning today, asking the Broncos quarterback to do “whatever is in your power to continue covering up various crimes you ... Continue Reading →
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Griffins to Discontinue Faulty RG Line

The Griffins announced today that they will no longer produce RGs, in light of the many maintenance issues with the latest model, RGIII.  Continue Reading →

>> SportsPickle on The Cauldron: Week 2 NFL Hangover <<

A “smart” football analyst might tell you that there are 32 NFL teams, all with different strengths and weaknesses, all with different offensive systems and defensive schemes, all ... Continue Reading →