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PICTURE: Fan Behind Minnesota Wild Bench Greatly Enjoyed the Packers’ Collapse

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Honest NFL Headlines: Conference Championships

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Brash Gronkowski Vows: “I have learned all the rules on what constitutes a completed catch”

New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski made one of the boldest claims in NFL history today, saying he has read and completely comprehends all of the NFL rules on what constitutes ... Continue Reading →

Report: Millions of Hopeless Morons Reading an NFL Mock Draft in Mid-January

According to Internet traffic metrics, millions of absolute dipshits have spent time in the days since the college football season ended reading prediction columns for how all the ... Continue Reading →

New Bills Coach Rex Ryan Guarantees Jets Will Win the Super Bowl

Rex Ryan was introduced as the new head coach of the Buffalo Bills on Wednesday and immediately displayed his trademark personality, boldly guaranteeing again that the New York Jets ... Continue Reading →

Report: New Coach to be a Big Improvement Over Old Coach

According to team sources, the coach just hired to replace the old coach while be significantly better at coaching. Continue Reading →

Ohio State’s 4th String QB Expected to Go No. 1 Overall in NFL Draft

Despite having never played in a game at the collegiate level, Ohio State’s fourth-string quarterback has become the odds-on candidate to go No. 1 overall in the 2015 NFL Draft. Continue Reading →

Peyton Manning Asks to be Buried with Products from All of His Favorite Brands

With Peyton Manning’s football career, and therefore life, essentially over, the longtime NFL quarterback and corporate spokesman has made some final requests for his death and ... Continue Reading →

Honest NFL Headlines: Divisional Round

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NFL Announces Divisional Round Games Will Appear Much Less Rigged

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced today that the league’s divisional round playoff games will not look nearly as pre-determined as last week’s wildcard round games ... Continue Reading →

Bengals Vow to Make No Changes in Attempt to Win Playoff Game Next Year

Despite being bounced from the playoffs in the wildcard round for the fourth consecutive year, it appears the Cincinnati Bengals have no intention to make any changes before next season. Continue Reading →

Honest NFL Headlines: Wildcard Round

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The Funniest Athlete Tweets of 2014

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11 Athletes Who Didn’t Die in 2014

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Honest NFL Headlines: Week 17

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PICTURE: 2014 Sports Year Highlighted by Domestic Violence

Unfortunately, things went downhill after all the great domestic violence. Continue Reading →

Honest NFL Headlines: Week 16

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PICTURE: Philip Rivers Has Bulging Dick in His Back

And people said the NFL wasn’t ready for a player with a bulging dick in his back. Continue Reading →