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Nation Eagerly Anticipates the Release of Johnny Manziel’s 4th of July Weekend Party Photos

With the July 4th holiday weekend set to begin across the United States, most Americans say they are actually more excited for the end of the weekend, which will no doubt see the release ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Florida Gators Calendar Features Aaron Hernandez for July 2014

Despite what the calendar says, July 4th is not Independence Day for Aaron Hernandez. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Eli Manning Makes Little Kids Cry

I’m surprised Eli doesn’t get along better with his play dates. His mom is going to have stern words with him. Continue Reading →
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9 Officially Licensed Redskins Products That Honor Native Americans

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PICTURE: Everyone But Seahawks Fans Thinks Pete Carroll is a Lying Scumbag

The 12th Man is the Most Gullible Man. Continue Reading →
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Johnny Battlefield? Johnny Manziel Drafted by U.S. Army

Caught up in the Johnny Manziel media circus, President Barack Obama decided today that he, too, would like Manziel as part of his team, drafting the former Texas A&M standout into ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Johnny Manziel Drinking Liquor Out of a Bottle on an Inflatable Swan

  The swan does not appear to be enjoying this. Expect a lawsuit. Continue Reading →
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SLIDESHOW: Top 10 NFL QBs Ordered to Get People Angry, Resulting in Pageviews

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Idiot in Line Buying Conference Champion Apparel

Some moron in line over there has a bunch of conference championship t-shirts and hats, and is apparently prepared to spend more than $100 for stuff only an idiot would ever purchase. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Johnny Manziel Flying Middle Seat Coach Like a Superstar

Does a franchise QB allow himself to fly middle-seat in coach? Or is this a sign of a team-first guy? #debate Continue Reading →
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Legal Analysis of the Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Against Johnny Manziel

SportsPickle had its legal analyst take a look at the Johnny Manziel sexual harassment lawsuit. Here are his initial questions, aided by years of legal training. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Watch Rich Minnesotans in Suits Awkwardly Celebrate Getting the Super Bowl

They all are probably also very awkward at celebrating pars with their golfing buddies. Continue Reading →
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5 Fictional Characters That Would Have Made Great Athletes

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