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Honest NFL Headlines: Free Agency Edition

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The Free Agency Approaches of 10 NFL Teams

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Report: Football Player Who Wasn’t Wanted by His Previous Team Will Totally Make Your Team Great

NFL free agency season is upon us and according to various reports, players who were no longer wanted on their previous team will totally make their new teams unstoppable. Continue Reading →
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The NFL’s 10 Most RACIST Head Coaches

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Desperate Eagles Sign 69 Year-Old Vince Papale to be Starting WR

The Philadelphia Eagles have shed Pro Bowl wide receivers DeSean Jackson and Jeremy Maclin in back-to-back offseasons, leaving the team woefully thin at the position in Chip Kelly’s ... Continue Reading →
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Report: Other NFL Teams Completely Unaware They’re Just Pawns in Chip Kelly’s Grand Scheme

According to sources in NFL front offices throughout the league, all the NFL teams who don’t employ Chip Kelly are completely unaware that they’re merely puppets that the ... Continue Reading →
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Six Aaron Hernandez Jurors Dismissed After Admitting to Previously Being Shot by Aaron Hernandez

The Aaron Hernandez trial has been delayed after six jurors who had already been seated for the trial admitted to having been previously shot by the former Patriots tight end.  Continue Reading →

Poll: What Body Part Has Derailed the Most Athlete Careers?

What body part has derailed the most athlete careers? Continue Reading →
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Peyton Manning vows to return “more disappointing than ever” in 2015

Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning informed team vice president John Elway this week that he intends to return for an 18th NFL season in 2015 and, according to friends and associates ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Daniel Tosh is Not a Fan of the Patriots

Really, almost no one is a fan of the Patriots. He just gets to share his hate on TV. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Roger Goodell “Runs” 40, Unfortunately Doesn’t Get Clotheslined by NFL Employee

Every NFL employee who failed to clothesline Goodell when he reached full “speed” has let down America. Continue Reading →
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Report: Jameis Winston Not Throwing at Combine Would Leave Scouts with Only 851 In-Game Throws to Analyze

Jameis Winston has reportedly not decided whether to throw at this week’s NFL scouting combine, according to his quarterbacks coach. If true, the risky move would leave NFL teams ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Clam Master and Lucky Clam 69 Go Shopping in Their Arizona Cardinals Jerseys

These gross-outs don’t deserve to ever have a good quarterback. Continue Reading →
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10 Reasons the Eye Test is Better for Evaluating Players Than Analytics

1. “Analytics” didn’t exist in the old days, but we knew that Babe Ruth was great. We knew that Bill Russell was great. We knew that Gordie Howe was great. We knew ... Continue Reading →
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Richie Incognito Said to Now be Kinder, Gentler, Terrible at Tackle Football

The Buffalo Bills have signed one-time NFL pariah Richie Incognito, after the former Pro Bowl guard convinced the team that he has matured since being released by the Dolphins in 2013 ... Continue Reading →
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New Father Richard Sherman Picks Fight with Guy in “World’s #1 Dad” T-Shirt

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman and his girlfriend welcomed a son into the world Thursday morning, Sherman’s first child. But the festive occasion quickly added controversy ... Continue Reading →
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God Apologies to Russell Wilson: “I didn’t think I needed to tell you to run Marshawn Lynch from the 1″

Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson was visibly upset after his team failed to win Super Bowl XLIX Sunday night, due in no small part to Wilson’s interception at the goal ... Continue Reading →
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Rob Gronkowski Pretending He’s Drunk and Shirtless at 4 AM Because His Team Won the Super Bowl

New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has been partying non-stop since the Patriots won the Super Bowl Sunday night, an accomplishment a drunk Gronkowski said of this morning ... Continue Reading →