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Peyton Manning vows to return “more disappointing than ever” in 2015

Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning informed team vice president John Elway this week that he intends to return for an 18th NFL season in 2015 and, according to friends and associates ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Daniel Tosh is Not a Fan of the Patriots

Really, almost no one is a fan of the Patriots. He just gets to share his hate on TV. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Roger Goodell “Runs” 40, Unfortunately Doesn’t Get Clotheslined by NFL Employee

Every NFL employee who failed to clothesline Goodell when he reached full “speed” has let down America. Continue Reading →
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Report: Jameis Winston Not Throwing at Combine Would Leave Scouts with Only 851 In-Game Throws to Analyze

Jameis Winston has reportedly not decided whether to throw at this week’s NFL scouting combine, according to his quarterbacks coach. If true, the risky move would leave NFL teams ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Clam Master and Lucky Clam 69 Go Shopping in Their Arizona Cardinals Jerseys

These gross-outs don’t deserve to ever have a good quarterback. Continue Reading →
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10 Reasons the Eye Test is Better for Evaluating Players Than Analytics

1. “Analytics” didn’t exist in the old days, but we knew that Babe Ruth was great. We knew that Bill Russell was great. We knew that Gordie Howe was great. We knew ... Continue Reading →
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Richie Incognito Said to Now be Kinder, Gentler, Terrible at Tackle Football

The Buffalo Bills have signed one-time NFL pariah Richie Incognito, after the former Pro Bowl guard convinced the team that he has matured since being released by the Dolphins in 2013 ... Continue Reading →
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New Father Richard Sherman Picks Fight with Guy in “World’s #1 Dad” T-Shirt

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman and his girlfriend welcomed a son into the world Thursday morning, Sherman’s first child. But the festive occasion quickly added controversy ... Continue Reading →
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God Apologies to Russell Wilson: “I didn’t think I needed to tell you to run Marshawn Lynch from the 1″

Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson was visibly upset after his team failed to win Super Bowl XLIX Sunday night, due in no small part to Wilson’s interception at the goal ... Continue Reading →
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Rob Gronkowski Pretending He’s Drunk and Shirtless at 4 AM Because His Team Won the Super Bowl

New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has been partying non-stop since the Patriots won the Super Bowl Sunday night, an accomplishment a drunk Gronkowski said of this morning ... Continue Reading →
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Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady: “I’m going to keep living my completely awesome life that’s better than Disneyland”

Super Bowl XLIX MVP Tom Brady slightly altered the traditional MVP winner’s line of “I’m going to Disneyland!” Sunday night by announcing that he will instead ... Continue Reading →
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Honest NFL Headlines: Super Bowl

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Patriots Win Record Fourth Asterisked Super Bowl

The New England Patriots successfully won another asterisked Super Bowl against the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XLIX, the franchise’s record fourth forever-tarnished championship. ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Seahawks Punter Jon Ryan Attended the “University of Vagina”

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VIDEO: Rob Gronkowski and Marshawn Lynch Playing “Mortal Kombat X” with Conan

Beast Mode is a good name for a video game. Continue Reading →
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Patriots Fire Longtime Director of Football Cheating

The New England Patriots today announced they have parted ways with David Granger, the team’s Director of Football Cheating since 2000, and the man thought by many to be the ... Continue Reading →
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Marshawn Lynch’s Single-Minded Focus on Football Causing a Distraction at the Super Bowl

Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch has been generated countless headlines this week for wanting to focus on Sunday’s Super Bowl game.  Continue Reading →