July 6, 2011

News Derek Jeter's Range Gives Up Its 3,000th Hit

Derek Jeter's fielding range yielded its 3,000th hit last night on weak ground ball up the middle in the 5th inning. Jeter went to his left to field a ball that almost all of his contemporaries would have gotten to, but the grounder got past his glove by several feet for a single and history was made.

"I thought I made a good pitch and that it should have been a routine out. You never want to be on the mound for a 3,000th hit," said Yankees pitcher CC Sabathia, who overcame the hit to put up a scoreless inning. "But I don't mind being part of this. I really hope Derek gets his due recognition for this remarkable record. He deserves it."

During the early stages of Jeter's career, most couldn't have conceived of his range one day allowing 3,000 hits. But the Yankee captain's pursuit of the mark has really taken off in the past few years, as he has racked up several 300-hit seasons in his mid-to-late 30s.

In his usual way, Jeter deflected talk of the individual record.

"It's not something I want to talk about," he said. "I mean, at all. The attention is embarrassing. Really embarrassing. I'm just glad we got the win. Please, can we never speak of this again?"

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July 05, 2011

Picture Derek Jeter's Career Low: This Jersey

That jersey doesn't even have intangibles.

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June 22, 2011

Picture Joba Chamberlain's Arm Looks Painful

Nice bruise tattoo.

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June 21, 2011

Video Andruw Jones is No Longer a Base-Stealing Threat

He is, however, a base-napping threat.

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June 13, 2011

Picture Worst Woman Ever Likes the Yankees and Red Sox

Let's just hope she's blind.

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Filed Under   MLB   Boston Red Sox   new york yankees
June 13, 2011

News Joba Chamberlain to Undergo Papa John's Surgery

New York Yankees receiver Joba Chamberlain is scheduled to undergo Papa John's surgery on his injured right elbow.

"Nobody wants to have surgery," said Chamberlain, while struggling to pour a garlic butter container on a slice of pizza with his left hand. "But if you have to have one, Papa John's surgery is the one you want to get. I hope to be back and eating more than ever very soon."

A MRI this week showed that Chamberlain has a tear in a ligament in his right elbow. Team doctors believe it's due to a strain on the joint from the weight and quantity of food he shoves into his mouth with his right hand.

"I've seen a lot of MRIs in my day, and his was not typical," said Yankees team physician Dr. Christopher Ahmad. "The tear was not the kind that comes from throwing a baseball. Actually, the only similar MRI was one I saw when I was thinking of becoming a veterinarian. An overweight elephant had a tear like Joba's in its trunk."

The Yankees initially considered trying an arthroscopic procedure, but felt that could only make the problem worse.

"Due to Joba's diet, his joints are cushioned by a thick, cheesy, garlic butter substance," said Dr. Ahmad. "It's not a healthy diet, but it's actually not a bad joint lubricator. And we don't want that to drain out."

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June 10, 2011

Picture Lonely Yankees Fan

It's hard for fans of a $200 million team.

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June 06, 2011

Picture Old-Timey Baseball Was Pure

Pure legal drugs.

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Poll What should the Yankees do with Jorge Posada and Derek Jeter?

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Filed Under   MLB   new york yankees   derek jeter   Jorge Posada
April 28, 2011

Video Even Babies Know the Mets Suck

Brainwashing children is so adorable!

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