June 01, 2012

Picture Curtis Granderson Sure Can Pick'em in the Outfield

Pick a True Yankee, Curtis!

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Filed Under   MLB   new york yankees   Curtis Granderson
May 24, 2012

Opinion New York Yankees on eBay

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May 23, 2012

Picture Mark Teixeira is Terrified of the Baseball

You should see how scared he looks when he's batting.

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Filed Under   MLB   new york yankees   Mark Teixeira
May 11, 2012

Picture Yankees Scoreboard Trivia is Very Specific

Two bucks. That's too much for a 13-inch TV in Tennessee.

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April 20, 2012

Picture Players are Apparently Chucking Bats Over the Right Field Wall

They have powerful swings, yet incredibly weak grips.

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April 18, 2012

Picture Even Yankees Banner Ads are Obnoxious

It's not just a banner ad, it's a YANKEES banner ad.

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Filed Under   MLB   new york yankees
April 17, 2012

Picture Feel Free to Murder Pregnant Red Sox Fans on the NYC Subway

We all benefit if Red Sox fans don't reproduce.

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Filed Under   MLB   Boston Red Sox   new york yankees

Poll Which big-budget MLB team that is off to a bad start has the least cause for concern?

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From Greg Bright / March 20, 2012

News Derek Jeter Still Undecided on Which Supermodel to Pick Up for 2012 Season

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With the regular season quickly approaching, Yankee executives are quietly becoming concerned about team captain Derek Jeter's inability to decide which unbelievably hot woman he is going to date for the 2012 season.

"We've heard that there are plenty of options available, including at least three South American supermodels, two actresses, and four porn stars, but Derek hasn't finalized anything yet," Yankee general manager Brian Cashman said. "It's a concern. You hope to have these things out of the way by now so he can focus on baseball. Plus, it doesn't only affect him. What is the YES Network going to do if they can't cut to some hot chick every time Derek comes up to bat?"

The pressure on Jeter to finalize a girlfriend takes on extra importance in light of Alex Rodriguez dating former WWE diva Torrie Wilson, meaning if nothing changes, YES would be forced to decide between shots of a muscular woman in her late 30s or no player girlfriends at all.

"It's okay for one of them to start the season without a hot girlfriend but for both of them to not be dating anyone worthy of gossiping about? That's just disrespecting the whole organization, I'm ashamed to be their teammates at this point," Yankees right fielder Nick Swisher said. "I really hope they step up and do the right thing."

The blogosphere did briefly heat up last month with news that Yankee outfielder Brett Gardner had begun dating a supporting actress from several Broadway musicals but when this was brought up to Yankee co-owner Hank Steinbrenner, he laughed saying that he'd rather "put the camera on a drunken hobo pissing in the alley."

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Filed Under   MLB   new york yankees   derek jeter
March 01, 2012

Picture Hipster Babe Ruth

He hit home runs before everyone started doing it.

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