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A Day-in-the-Life of Fat Derek Jeter

11:00 a.m. – Wakes up and for breakfast eats an entire container of fattening whipped cream off of the body of the model laying beside him. 11:10 a.m. – Is so lazy he ... Continue Reading →
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“New York Post” Working Around the Clock to Develop Headline Blaming Hurricane Sandy on A-Rod

New York Post staffers say that they are working diligently around the clock to come up with a headline pinning devastating Hurricane Sandy on Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez. ... Continue Reading →
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The Most Yankees Fans Ever

Yeah, that THAT, athlete who would destroy all of them if there wasn’t a fence there. Continue Reading →

10 COMPLETELY REASONABLE TWEETS ABOUT THE COLLAPSE OF A-ROD AND THE YANKEES!!!

im not an A-Rod hater he is one of the best regular season players of all time, but hes just dreadful in the postseason— Jon Girello (@JGLegit) October 18, 2012 If A Rod is on your ... Continue Reading →
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New York Yankees Halloweenalogy

That pumpkin cost $200 million. Continue Reading →
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“New York Post” Cover Claims New York Doesn’t Date Losers

Mets, Jets, Islanders, Rangers, Knicks, Nets. All great teams. Continue Reading →
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A-Rod on ALCS Defeat: “On the bright side, now we all have more time to get laid”

The New York Yankees were swept out of the American League Championship Series by the Detroit Tigers in a series that somehow seemed even more unbalanced than 4-0. But third baseman ... Continue Reading →
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Kobe and A-Rod Texting During the Game

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New York Yankees Fans: What is Wrong with These People?

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True Yankee Buttcrack

It’s a pinstripe between his ass cheeks. Continue Reading →
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Angry Yankees Fan

He’s pissed that the Yankees haven’t won the World Series every year of his life. Continue Reading →
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Derek Jeter Fractures America’s Heart

He’ll be back in three months. We may never recover. Continue Reading →
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Angered Over Benching, A-Rod Quits Yankees; Joe Girardi Hailed as World’s Smartest Man

Yankees skipper Joe Girardi announced today that highly-paid third baseman Alex Rodriguez would not start Game 5 of the ALDS, setting off a string of events that suggests he may be ... Continue Reading →
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New Statistic WAR-ROD to Measure Postseason Wins Above Replacing A-Rod

Major League Baseball announced a new officially recognized statistic today that will be used exclusively in the postseason and will evaluate players on how much better they are than ... Continue Reading →
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Ichiro Doesn’t Like Champagne

He never had to deal with this in Seattle. Continue Reading →
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Andruw Jones Has a Body That Won’t Stop (Expanding)

Good thing pinstripes are slimming. Continue Reading →
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Yankees Win Case Granting Them Patent to Home Runs

After nearly a year of contentious litigation, a New York jury decided today that baseball's teams had ripped off the New York Yankees' innovative "home run," in ... Continue Reading →
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Drunk Yankees Fan Drunkenly Falls Off a Platform

House of Pain indeed. Continue Reading →