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Brian McCann Rips Brian McCann for Greed and Lack of Loyalty in Signing with Yankees

Former Atlanta Braves catcher Brian McCann laid into New York Yankees catcher Brian McCann today for signing a 5-year, $85 million contract with the Yankees. “Where’s the ... Continue Reading →
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MLB Teams Put Off by Free Agent Robinson Cano’s Unwillingness to Budge from being 31 Years-Old

Robinson Cano is the top second baseman in baseball and the biggest name available in free agency, but so far has received no serious interest from the Yankees or any other team. “It’s ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Bud Selig Presents Mariano Rivera with the Silver Dong of Achievement

  Imagine the size of the dildo Derek Jeter will get when he retires.  Continue Reading →
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Yankees Holding 81st “Remember the ’90s Night” of the Season Tonight at Yankee Stadium

The New York Yankees will hold their 81st and final “Remember the ’90s Night” promotion of the 2013 season this evening, featuring several former Yankees greats from ... Continue Reading →
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Failed Yankees Starter Mariano Rivera Retiring After Managing to Hold a Roster Spot for 19 Years

Yankees reliever Mariano Rivera is finally calling it a career after miraculously being able to keep a roster spot at the Major League level for 19 years. “Not every player can ... Continue Reading →
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Blue Jays Give Retiring Mariano Rivera the Gift of Eternal Life Through Salvation

Just as every opponent has done this year in this, Mariano Rivera’s final season, the  Toronto Blue Jays presented the retiring Yankees closer with a special gift during pregame ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: A-Rod Poses at Second Base

Paint me like one of your French players. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: World’s Dumbest Boston Fan Thinks A-Rod is a “Looser”

It’s no small feat to be the world’s dumbest Boston Red Sox fan, but he pulled it off Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Alex Rodriguez’s 2012 Children’s Book Was Prophetic

“Out of the ballpark, out of the game, we may never see A-Rod play baseball again.” Continue Reading →
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Report: A-Rod Can Avoid MLB Suspension by Publicly Admitting He’s a Dickhead

According to sources in the front offices of Major League Baseball and the New York Yankees, Alex Rodriguez can avoid a suspension similar to the one levied against PEDs user Ryan Braun ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Even Legends Like Mariano Rivera Have to Adjust Their Junk Now and Then

True Yankee. Truly uncomfortable. Continue Reading →
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Yankees Announce That Derek Jeter Will Now Depressingly Age Before Our Eyes at the Major League Level

New York Yankees general manager Brian Cashman announced today that shortstop Derek Jeter will be called up from his rehab assignment tonight to continue his horribly depressing aging ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: NY Post Clearly Happy to Have A-Rod to Kick Around Again

Ha! The Yankees making the playoffs. Good one, NY Post. (via @arainert) Continue Reading →