Didi Gregorius Disrespectfully Displaying Great Range at Yankees Camp

New Yankees shortstop Didi Gregorius has been displaying impressive range in the early days of spring training, moving fluidly in his position and showing he will be an asset to his ... Continue Reading →

A-Rod’s Pre-Written Apology Letter for the Entire 2015 Season

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Derek Jeter to Serve as Honorary DH for Game 7 of Royals-Giants World Series

MLB commissioner Bud Selig announced this morning that now-retired Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter will serve as the designated hitter for both the Royals and Giants in Game 7 of the ... Continue Reading →

Derek Jeter Thanks the Fans and Media for All the Years of Taking Sports Way Too Seriously

New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter expressed gratitude for all the support he has received over the years after his final game at Yankees Stadium on Thursday night.  Continue Reading →

10 Ways Derek Jeter is Very Similar to Jesus Christ

1. Jesus Christ was born in humble surroundings. Derek Jeter was born in New Jersey.  Continue Reading →

The 10 Greatest Derek Jeter Moments, Recreated by Your Imagination

#10 – First Major League Hit May 30, 1995 | vs. Seattle Mariners in the Kingdome Imagine Derek Jeter’s 9th Greatest Career Moment! —> Also see … Derek Jeter’s ... Continue Reading →

Orioles Turn Down Derek Jeter’s Request for the AL East Title as a Retirement Gift

The Baltimore Orioles clinched their first American League East crown since 1997 on Tuesday night, an accomplishment many are calling an egregious slap in the face to retiring Yankees ... Continue Reading →

Jesus Planning to Return for Derek Jeter’s Final Homestand

Jesus Christ, the son of God, member of the Holy Trinity, and Savior of the world, will reportedly make his triumphant return to Earth in order to see Derek Jeter’s final homestand ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Yankees Catcher Francisco Cervelli Takes a Pitch to the Crotch

We’re lucky Jeter never took a ball to the crotch. His crotch is a national treasure. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Yankees Fan Portrays Derek Jeter as the Mona Lisa

It’s accurate because a painting hanging on a wall has as much range as Derek Jeter. (First-ballot Hall of Famer ZING!) Continue Reading →

All-Star Retirement Card for Derek Jeter

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PICTURE: Brandon McCarthy, New Yankee, Isn’t a Big A-Rod Fan

MRSA, obviously.  Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Yeah Jeets Banner at Yankees Game

No doubt just one of his conquests showing appreciation for his career. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Scouting Report on Derek Jeter Slightly Complimentary

Too bad they ran out of space before they mentioned how he healed lepers.  Continue Reading →

MLB Informs Mark Teixeira He Won’t be Getting Any Gifts from Teams When He Retires

New York Yankees first baseman Mark Teixeira received a letter from MLB headquarters today letting him know that he should not expect a farewell tour full of gifts from opponents when ... Continue Reading →
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Michael Pineda Caught Doctoring the Ball During Rehab Long Toss Session

Michael Pineda has been out since late last month with a muscle strain on his right side, but the Yankees starter began his rehab by playing catch in the outfield yesterday. However, ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Derek Jeter Fan Girl is Very Bad at Selfies

It’s like the Ellen selfie, but with empty seats.  Continue Reading →

Athlete Apps: LeBron, RGIII, Johnny Football and Derek Jeter

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