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Jesus Planning to Return for Derek Jeter’s Final Homestand

Jesus Christ, the son of God, member of the Holy Trinity, and Savior of the world, will reportedly make his triumphant return to Earth in order to see Derek Jeter’s final homestand ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Yankees Catcher Francisco Cervelli Takes a Pitch to the Crotch

We’re lucky Jeter never took a ball to the crotch. His crotch is a national treasure. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Yankees Fan Portrays Derek Jeter as the Mona Lisa

It’s accurate because a painting hanging on a wall has as much range as Derek Jeter. (First-ballot Hall of Famer ZING!) Continue Reading →
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All-Star Retirement Card for Derek Jeter

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PICTURE: Brandon McCarthy, New Yankee, Isn’t a Big A-Rod Fan

MRSA, obviously.  Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Yeah Jeets Banner at Yankees Game

No doubt just one of his conquests showing appreciation for his career. Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Scouting Report on Derek Jeter Slightly Complimentary

Too bad they ran out of space before they mentioned how he healed lepers.  Continue Reading →
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MLB Informs Mark Teixeira He Won’t be Getting Any Gifts from Teams When He Retires

New York Yankees first baseman Mark Teixeira received a letter from MLB headquarters today letting him know that he should not expect a farewell tour full of gifts from opponents when ... Continue Reading →
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Michael Pineda Caught Doctoring the Ball During Rehab Long Toss Session

Michael Pineda has been out since late last month with a muscle strain on his right side, but the Yankees starter began his rehab by playing catch in the outfield yesterday. However, ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Derek Jeter Fan Girl is Very Bad at Selfies

It’s like the Ellen selfie, but with empty seats.  Continue Reading →
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Athlete Apps: LeBron, RGIII, Johnny Football and Derek Jeter

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Ideas for Michael Pineda’s Next Start

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PICTURE: Exciting Times at Yankees-Red Sox Game

Only 4 1/2 innings to go! Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Yankees Fans Struggling to Cope with Derek Jeter’s Retirement

5,000 hits is just 11 or so a game from here on out. We believe in you, Derek! Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Yankee Fan So Overcome by Derek Jeter’s Greatness He Can’t Walk

True klutz. Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Derek Jeter Repeatedly Denies Grabby Girl to Give Baseball to Little Kid

Doing things like this could cause Derek Jeter to become loved. Continue Reading →
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Astros Present Derek Jeter with Retirement Gift of Miss Texas

Derek Jeter’s farewell tour kicked off in full force in Houston last night as the Astros presented the retiring shortstop with cowboys boots, a Stetson hat, golf clubs and Miss ... Continue Reading →
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PICTURE: Red Sox Fan Girl Believes Jacoby Ellsbury is a TRADER

And you, young lady, are a MORAN! Continue Reading →