Maybe he should start sleeping on a couch.
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That's one way to increase scoring.
He completely kept his composure for 99-percent of the time. Good job!
He deserves an accidental journalism award.
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His "Walker, Texas Ranger" t-shirt was in the wash.
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Why grow facial hair when you can draw it on? (via MockSession)
Avery thinks bloody faces are totally in style this season.
That's kind of the pot calling the kettle dental plan. Or something.
Don't get a second opinion on your skin cancer. That's medical sloppy seconds.
His testicles will get stitched up and return for the next shift.