Carmelo Anthony Admits J.R. Smith Has Been a Distraction from the Knicks’ Horrific Basketball

New York Knicks star Carmelo Anthony today admitted that the recent on and off-court behavior by sixth man J.R. Smith has indeed been a distraction to the team. “I’m not ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Amar’e Stoudemire Makes Horrible Play, is Therefore a New York Knick

In fairness, throwing the ball out of bounds is more productive than passing it to a member of the New York Knicks. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Larry David Has the Appropriate Response to Knicks Basketball

If you’re a comedy writer, there’s no better inspiration than New York Knicks basketball.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: J.R. Smith Unties Shawn Marion’s Shoelace Because That’s the Knicks’ Best Defense

And people question whether Mike Woodson is a great coach.  Continue Reading →

Report: Several NBA Teams Interested in Trading for Just Not Any Knicks

NBA trade talks are heating up as players from Kyle Lowry to Omer Asik are reportedly being shopped and, according to reports, all the teams looking to deal have narrowed down their ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Andrea Bargnani Makes Horrible Play, is Therefore a New York Knick

I guess he thought he had a good look. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: J.R. Smith Makes Horrible Play, Is Therefore a New York Knick

Let’s focus on the positive: he didn’t dribble off of his foot.  Continue Reading →

Mayor Bloomberg Bans Basketball in New York City

New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg passed a new law today that bans professional and collegiate basketball teams in the city, citing research showing that the New York Knicks and ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Amar’e Stoudemire Plays Some All-Time Awful Defense

Other than the part where he was looking the wrong direction, it wasn’t too bad. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Iman Shumpert is Very Serious About Getting a Haircut

When he trims his nails, he is equally as somber. Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Tyler Hansbrough Wisely Decides Not to Tangle with Metta World Peace

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PICTURE: How Is It Possible That Tyson Chandler Can Dunk with These Tiny Legs?

Thoughts and prayers for him as he suffers from this horrific leg muscle-wasting disease. Continue Reading →
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Knicks Use Amnesty Clause on Knicks

The New York Knicks got rid of the New York Knicks’ roster today via the amnesty clause ahead of next week’s amnesty deadline. The move will save the Knicks millions in ... Continue Reading →

Deron Williams Pushing Down a Little Kid

Flopper! That kid is a flopper! Continue Reading →

Lakers Keep Asking Steve Nash if He Saw That Jason Kidd Retired

Steve Nash's cellphone lit up Monday morning. "I was working out and came back to my locker and saw my phone," said the Lakers point guard. "I had 20 voice mails ... Continue Reading →
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Knicks Star 6th Man J.R. Smith Solidifying His Role as a Bench Player

New York Knicks sixth man J.R. Smith has re-established himself as a bench player in the second round of the playoffs thanks to shooting 28-percent from the floor and 23-percent from ... Continue Reading →

Spike Lee VideoBombs Reggie Miller

Well, that totally pays him back for knocking the Knicks out of the playoffs. Continue Reading →

NBA Requests That All Insults of Carmelo Anthony’s Wife be Submitted in Writing Prior to Tip-Off

Looking to avoid the insults against Carmelo Anthony's wife that have come to bog down the final minutes of most NBA games, commissioner David Stern ordered today that all jokes, ... Continue Reading →