Hilarious Knicks Postgame Quotes from After Every Loss in Their 2014-2015 Season

Loss 1, Game 1 October 29, 2014 – 104-80 vs. Bulls “Embarrassed? No, I am not embarrassed. We will get better. I believe that. I know that.” - Carmelo Anthony Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Alexey Shved Makes the Most Knicks Play of the Year

In a season full of Knicks plays, this was the most Knicks play. Congratulations, Alexey Shved! Continue Reading →

Carmelo Anthony Tasered by Security After Running Onto Court During NBA All-Star Game

A New York Knicks player was tackled and then tasered repeatedly by Barclays Center security personnel after running onto the court in uniform during Sunday’s NBA All-Star Game. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Carmelo Anthony Has a Stupid Hat

Anything to distract people from shooting 5-for-20, I guess. Continue Reading →

PICTURE: Iman Shumpert Has a Hat with a Bunch of Clocks In It

The problem with clock-hats is always having to take off your hat to find out what time it is. Classic Knicks move. Continue Reading →

Phil Jackson Still Working on Teaching Knicks Basic Shape Recognition

New Knicks president Phil Jackson said he is still overseeing an elementary installation of his famed triangle offense with the Knicks, even though training camp opened two weeks ago.  Continue Reading →

Carmelo Anthony Vows to Silence as Many as Seven Critics This Year

Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony told the media today that he has intentions for the kind of season “that could silence a small handful of my many critics.”  Continue Reading →

Phil Jackson Hopeful He Landed Two NBA Superstars with 34th and 51st Picks

New York Knicks president Phil Jackson is hopeful he acquired the two superstars who will lead the Knicks to multiple championships in the 2014 NBA Draft on Thursday night at Nos. 34 ... Continue Reading →

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PICTURE: Knicks “Scoffed” at Computer’s 37-Win Projection in October

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VIDEO: “One Shining Moment” for the 2013-2014 New York Knicks

Enjoy your job, Phil Jackson. Continue Reading →

Phil Jackson Decides to End His Career a Depressing Failure

Former Chicago Bulls and Los Angeles Lakers head coach Phil Jackson, who won a record 11 NBA titles as a coach and two more as a player, has reportedly decided to make the final chapter ... Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Social Services Must Rescue This Knicks Fetus Before It’s Too Late

Think of the children and give this baby to a loving, non-Knicks fan before it’s too late.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Depressed Little Kid Just Realized He’s a Knicks Fan

It’s bad parenting to have ever let him like the Knicks in the first place. That’s just a fact.  Continue Reading →

Knicks Promise Fans Season Will be Over in Just 50 Days

The New York Knicks sent an e-mail to season ticket holders this morning promising them that the 2013-2014 is “rapidly approaching its end” and “will hopefully be ... Continue Reading →

VIDEO: MSG Basketball Fan Mercilessly Taunts Wes Welker

Then the camera panned away and Welker and his teammates beat the guy to death.  Continue Reading →
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VIDEO: Andrea Bargnani Makes Horrible Play, Is Therefore a New York Knick

At no point did he remember that he is Andrea Bargnani and is simply physically unable of posterizing people.  Continue Reading →

VIDEO: Carmelo Anthony Travel isn’t Called Because Refs Probably Feel Bad for the Knicks

The Knicks could probably win 30 games if they didn’t have to follow any of the rules of basketball. Continue Reading →