Picture New Movie About Jets Quarterbacks
Beware. Halfway through there is a graphic foot sex scene.
News 50,000 Jets Fans Line the Streets of Manhattan to Give Giants Parade the Finger
The Giants were met with shouts of "You suck!", "I hate you!", "Die in a fire, a-holes!" and much worse during their several hours atop parade floats.
The Super Bowl XLVI champions also received many cheers of support from the New Yorkers lining the streets, but as NYPD commissioner Raymond Kelly explained, "angry drunks are much louder than happy drunks. So all the Jets fans drowned out the Giants fans. As you can imagine, Jets fans are pretty angry."
After reaching the AFC Championship Game each of the past two seasons, Jets head coach Rex Ryan predicted a Super Bowl title for his team in 2011. But the Jets missed the playoffs and saw their hometown rival Giants win their second title in five years.
"Get AIDS, Eli!" yelled Jets owner Woody Johnson when the parade float carrying Giants quarterback Eli Manning passed by. "I hope your neck breaks off, too, just like your ugly, choking brother!", he added as he hurled a brick at the Super Bowl MVP.
Picture NY Post Cracks Mark Sanchez's Quarterbacking Failures
He's totally hitting that. On about 4 of 10 attempts.
Picture CBS Reports That Plaxico Burress Didn't Catch Many Passes in Prison
Prison must have great defensive backs.
Video Stevie Johnson Mocks Plaxico Burress' Gunshot Wound
It's funny because Burress lost 2 years of his life thanks to a mayor making an example of him.
Picture NO! Alaska Has Turned on Mark Sanchez!
Sanchez has lost Alaska, just like he loses everything else.
Picture Alaska is Mark Sanchez Country
Apparently they think those with Mexican heritage look like Eskimos. RAYCESS!
Picture Spike Lee, Shaquille O'Neal and Dustin Pedroia
Shaq is too tall for good lighting.
