News Tim Tebow Caught Trying to Start "Tebow" Chant
"I'm happy with our gameplan, coach Ryan, and most importantly God," said Tebow to sideline reporter Trisha Dotson, moments before being caught crouched underneath a bleacher railing, repeatedly chanting TE-BOW in what sounded like an altered, deeper voice. "I couldn't do any of this without God."
"Yeah, that was definitely Tebow," said Jets left tackle, D'Brickashaw Ferguson. "He uses that voice when he's yelling for other players to get off of him in pileups. I think he thinks it's more intimidating. He calls it his 'scary, get off me' voice."
Regardless of the voice used, the crowd did not partake in the chant; most likely knowing the third year quarterback would bring equal if not worse results. Also, the fact the Jets were playing in Seattle may have factored into the chant not catching on.
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He somehow still lost to Mark Sanchez.
Opinion Tim Tebow's 10 Best Pickup Lines
Tim Tebow reportedly has a girlfriend – actress Camilla Belle. How did Tebow get a girlfriend? Here are his 10 best pickup lines.
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Hey, girl. Pretend you're me on the Jets and back that thang up.
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I want to take you back to my place and respect your virginity all night long.
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I've seen a lot of bad passes in my day, but I've never wanted one to be successful more than this one.
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RIP Fireman Ed. This is the new face of Jets' fans.
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Mets, Jets, Islanders, Rangers, Knicks, Nets. All great teams.
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Vick isn't a Christian. He just has to give the football over to his creditors.
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This could impact the stock price of Trojan Condoms.
News Tim Tebow Searching for Good Bible Verse to Share with Mark Sanchez About Dealing with Getting Benched
"Mark is going to have to go through a really tough time soon and I'd love to be able to minister to him with scripture about losing your starting job and riding the pine," said Tebow. "I want to uplift Mark's spirits with healing words from Jesus Christ just as much as I want to uplift the quarterback play of the Jets."
Unfortunately, Tebow says he has not yet been able to find a verse that specifically addresses getting benched.
"I was hoping for something like: 'And Jesus said to Peter: He that hath been benched can focus on improving his throwing mechanics to the glory of the Father,'" said Tebow. "But believe it or not, there's pretty much nothing in the Bible about sports. Which is weird, because we all know that God is a big sports fan."
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Let's just make Tebow president … no, king … already.
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Infinite Jest: The Story of the New York Jets.
