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Brady won't get into the Procreating HOF at this pace. (via @MT)
News Rex Ryan Very Disappointed to Get Christmas Socks
"I don't know if this is some kind of cruel f—king joke or what," said Ryan, of the package that was sent to his house. "But everyone who knows me knows I want to see feet. The more feet the better."
The gift of socks, which had a Boston postmark, was balanced out by Ryan's wife giving him a 12-by-6-foot mural of her toes.
"That's the greatest piece of art I've ever seen," said Ryan. "It's beyond art, really. No art could be this amazing. Only feet."
Rex says he plans to have the mural hung above the couple's foot-shaped bed. He used the socks to stoke the fire.
"Socks are great kindling," he said. "Nothing is better for getting wooden shoes burning."
Mrs. Ryan said she was very pleased with the 5-karat diamond toe ring her husband got her for Christmas, as well as the foot lingerie.
Link Get Your Rex Ryan Foot Fetish T-Shirts
They can be to Boston fans what 18-1 t-shirts were to NY fans.
Picture Chicago Tribune Writes About Rex Ryan In Foot Layout
Foot font would have been nice, too.
Opinion Rex Ryan Has Some Advice for His Kicker
- Rex Ryan
Hey, Nick. Good to see you. How you doin'?
- Nick Folk
Good, coach. What's up?
- Rex Ryan
Well, son, it's my job to always improve this team and I've thought of an idea that can help you.
- Nick Folk
Great! Let's hear it.
- Rex Ryan
Well, you have a very strong foot, right?
- Nick Folk
I guess so. And thanks for the compliment.
- Rex Ryan
Sure thing. But how strong is it really? Do you know that I've never seen your foot? And I mean your bare foot. I bet it's very muscular, isn't it? And I bet it's all glistening with sweat, too. Isn't it?
- Nick Folk
Sure, I suppose. I mean, as feet go, it's probably more muscular than most.
- Rex Ryan
Oh, baby. Nick, can you take your shoes off for me right now? Socks, too.
- Nick Folk
Okay.
[He removes his shoes and socks.]
- Rex Ryan
Ohmigod. Ohmigod. They're so hot.
Picture Fireman Ed's Hopes and Dreams Have Been Burned Up
The Jets are even worse than "Backdraft." (via KSK)
Picture His Other Car is a Lawnmower
Here's someone who would be happy to have a pictured texted to him of Brett Favre's dong.
